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On 05/10/2021 at 20:32, South hams hunter said:

it was facebook geeks f***ing about with there dns 

Read somewhere that one of the server programmers deleted a couple of lines of code. Nothing was coming in or out of the server farms. If it's true, 1st it fuucking hilarious, 2nd someone is scratching on this week ?

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Firstly, Softies are like the lovechild hybrids of gremlins and leprechauns... In no other discipline can you be f***ing about in one corner of the machine and utterly f**k up everywhere else with no logical connection between cause and effect. Imagine going to the garage to have a filter changed and get the motor back to find the new filter caused three out of four of your tyres to explode and the windscreen to crack.... Not to mention they're just odd people.

Secondly, the lights went out for like a day and there's a tidal wave of 'users' posting how they want to have forced breaks more often..... Really!???? :blink:

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31 minutes ago, Born Hunter said:

Firstly, Softies are like the lovechild hybrids of gremlins and leprechauns... In no other discipline can you be f***ing about in one corner of the machine and utterly f**k up everywhere else with no logical connection between cause and effect. Imagine going to the garage to have a filter changed and get the motor back to find the new filter caused three out of four of your tyres to explode and the windscreen to crack.... Not to mention they're just odd people.

In fact no, that was a terrible example. Imagine your neighbour a goat herder in Mongolia goes to the garage to have a filter changed and it causes three out of four of YOUR tyres to explode and the windscreen to crack!

Honestly, that's what it's like. They're a f***ing menace.

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1 hour ago, mushroom said:

Read somewhere that one of the server programmers deleted a couple of lines of code. Nothing was coming in or out of the server farms. If it's true, 1st it fuucking hilarious, 2nd someone is scratching on this week ?

Yeah and to fix it they had to go to physical servers but the theories of cyber attacks are rife 

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3 hours ago, Born Hunter said:

In fact no, that was a terrible example. Imagine your neighbour a goat herder in Mongolia goes to the garage to have a filter changed and it causes three out of four of YOUR tyres to explode and the windscreen to crack!

Honestly, that's what it's like. They're a f***ing menace.

Doesn't take much for it to fall apart lol

Historic code is the nightmare of industry these days. Not everyone writes the same way to get the same results, sack the b*****d and you've now got a new guy having to familiarise and filter through a couple of million lines of code ? 

Remember once bringing down a website I used to own trying to be smart and make some changes/do shit myself, instead of going back to the developer. Took me best part of a week to get it back up and running and I still had to get help from a mate to stop the cnut glitching and that was only Wordpress ?. Imagine if was javascript, PHP, Python etc, far more complex languages, way more room for error. Backend or front end if someone else wrote it, be prepared to have a headfuck trying to find the problem.

There's still 70 odd year old programmers, earning up to 50k a day working on IBM Mainframe in the banks ffs ?

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Just about the only media sources I now have, social or otherwise, are thl and WhatsApp. I want to get of WhatsApp as its owned by Facebook but I'm just on a couple of groups that I want to be on. Our shoot has a group and another group I'm on where I would be out of the loop if I left. 

I'd love to get rid of the TV to completely get away from gay, ethnic, leftwing bullshite but the Mrs won't let me 

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15 minutes ago, DIDO.1 said:

Just about the only media sources I now have, social or otherwise, are thl and WhatsApp. I want to get of WhatsApp as its owned by Facebook but I'm just on a couple of groups that I want to be on. Our shoot has a group and another group I'm on where I would be out of the loop if I left. 

I'd love to get rid of the TV to completely get away from gay, ethnic, leftwing bullshite but the Mrs won't let me 

No she won't let you cos she wears the pants     you wear incontinence pants  eh ? ? ? 

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