Waz 4,226 Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 News just in, rollerblading accident.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Blackmag 5,905 Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 (edited) I hope that lesbian that twatted in Blackpool isn't his nurse could explain his absence Edited August 21, 2022 by Blackmag Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,251 Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 7 hours ago, Blackmag said: I hope that lesbian that twatted in Blackpool isn't his nurse could explain his absence Na she would never recognise him he didn’t wear his sombrero to the operation Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,434 Posted September 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 It’s been emotional. Turned out to be a type of tumor. All removed now but it’s been a journey. Fuuckers left me with a gaping wound 3”-4” long and 1” wide at one point. 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 26,102 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 minute ago, mushroom said: It’s been emotional. Turned out to be a type of tumor. All removed now but it’s been a journey. Fuuckers left me with a gaping wound 3”-4” long and 1” wide at one point. Good to see your sorted mate, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 24,138 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 10 minutes ago, mushroom said: It’s been emotional. Turned out to be a type of tumor. All removed now but it’s been a journey. Fuuckers left me with a gaping wound 3”-4” long and 1” wide at one point. What sort of tumour mate, you OK now, feeling better? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,434 Posted September 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, mackem said: What sort of tumour mate, you OK now, feeling better? Benign and something beginning with A. It was attached right next to my cord, to the left of my coccyx. Edited to add: a lot of pain but I’ll live Edited September 3, 2022 by mushroom 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,634 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 Glad to hear you are on the mend mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 4,603 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 I read an article in the Barca times about Barcelona's famed roller blading midget and his smooth wolfhound mysteriously disappearing...feared the worst but glad you're on the mend.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,434 Posted September 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 I’m just off to present my bare arse and the back of my sack to the nurse to have the dressing changed….. that’s worse than the fuuckin pain. Just hope my arsehole is clean 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 24,138 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 12 minutes ago, mushroom said: Benign and something beginning with A. It was attached right next to my cord, to the left of my coccyx. Edited to add: a lot of pain but I’ll live Pain is just weakness leaving the body 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,656 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 Tomo! You can come out from hiding now..... the dog's still got an owner. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 26,102 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 26 minutes ago, mushroom said: Benign and something beginning with A. It was attached right next to my cord, to the left of my coccyx. Edited to add: a lot of pain but I’ll live If that’s a cryptic clue I’d say Arsehole Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,434 Posted September 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 1 minute ago, Wideboy said: Adenoma That sounds about right. It was in Spanish though, so I’m not certain. Walking about like a waddling duck that has shit itself while wearing a nappy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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