Pet hates.

[ditchman 3,868]

6 hours ago, mel b said:

That wasn't spittle .

must have happened when i was asleep

[WILF 51,673]

Those automatic headlights !……people who use them should be thrown in the sea !

[.357shooter 1,400]

Parking as far away as possible from the shop to avoid dents and you come back to this 

[mel b 4,343]

3 hours ago, ditchman said:

must have happened when i was asleep

I reckon it happened to the bloke sitting next to you , and you missed out .

[.357shooter 1,400]

On 04/12/2025 at 15:13, .357shooter said:

Parking as far away as possible from the shop to avoid dents and you come back to this 

It is one of life's greatest mysteries why when you park as far as possible away from a shop you will always have someone park next to you.

[dytkos 18,038]

That ignorant c**t Bill on the Ryobi tools advert

Cheers, D.

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,697]

c**ts who emerge out at Christmas doing any form of charity work or fundraising then splash it all over social media . Embarrassing “ oohhhh loook at me , I’m cycling to John o groats for mental health “ f**k off. If a good deed is committed for clout , then it ain’t a good deed , it’s bragging. 

half decent birds who think they are way fitter then they are, especially giving it big licks about when they were younger and post photos looking for likes saying “can’t believe I wore this “ you were howling then and you’ve matured like a bad curry love

Ive Said this before and I’ll say it again . These new found fitness kings, wether they’ve got themselves on the roids or suddenly into park runs , now going on like they are kris Akabusi down the local running track or as if they are the new great white hope with a set of 12 oz gloves on posing in front of the mirror , making out they are some sort of life coach / mental health ambassador when for the last 25 years they’ve been sat in the boozer or spangled off their dish in some c**ts front room. 
 

f**k off