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12 minutes ago, WILF said:

She got off lightly, I poured a plate of chicken tikka masala and pilau rice over the head of a particularly boring pair of wretches I picked up in some nightclub one night……their droning voice just done me in, I considered my life choices for a second and decided that would be the most entertaining end to the evening with these pair of boring c**ts. 

 

Probably different eras and chicken tikka did not exist then. One of my 1st jobs was assisting an uncle who worked as driver/minder for lasses performing their acts in clubs. He was ex miner but clever and made a bit and got out. A very competent boxer and ended up running a club teaching lads. Being an ex pitman his back was f****d and that's where I came in.

The girls would be picked at their home and dropped off safe and sound after the gig. My job would be to carry their bag. 

My uncle was cool as f**k, hard as nails, very rarely got involved on the day. Someone throwing a pint over a girl would get him involved. 

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3 minutes ago, eastcoast said:

Probably different eras and chicken tikka did not exist then. One of my 1st jobs was assisting an uncle who worked as driver/minder for lasses performing their acts in clubs. He was ex miner but clever and made a bit and got out. A very competent boxer and ended up running a club teaching lads. Being an ex pitman his back was f****d and that's where I came in.

The girls would be picked at their home and dropped off safe and sound after the gig. My job would be to carry their bag. 

My uncle was cool as f**k, hard as nails, very rarely got involved on the day. Someone throwing a pint over a girl would get him involved. 

That was the idea ! Lol

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4 hours ago, Halfhound said:

Same as these fuckers that drive the speed vans around setting them up to catch someone doing 55 in a 50 zone pack of c**ts. As common as the vans are I’ve never heard or seen anyone I know working for them whoever they are. It is amusing the amount of traffic wardens that seem to be African and to listen to them they must of left Africa hours before they got the uniform 

Do you know what, I've never really had a problem with the police….they were horrible b*****ds because they were dealing with horrible b*****ds.

Everyone knew the rules of the game.

Even your Bobby on the beat, they are by and large dealing with someone who has done something…..so, no, not a problem with them types at all.

Traffic cozzers and those gonks who stand 30 handed at roadside checkpoint are sad c**ts but still by and large they get to see their share of the horrible things.

But traffic wardens, bailiffs, “civil enforcement officers”……all the lowest of the low, hurting ordinary people who’s circumstances they have no idea about and they dont care either…..absolute f***ing vermin !

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8 hours ago, WILF said:

Do you know what, I've never really had a problem with the police….they were horrible b*****ds because they were dealing with horrible b*****ds.

Everyone knew the rules of the game.

Even your Bobby on the beat, they are by and large dealing with someone who has done something…..so, no, not a problem with them types at all.

Traffic cozzers and those gonks who stand 30 handed at roadside checkpoint are sad c**ts but still by and large they get to see their share of the horrible things.

But traffic wardens, bailiffs, “civil enforcement officers”……all the lowest of the low, hurting ordinary people who’s circumstances they have no idea about and they dont care either…..absolute f***ing vermin !

Please don’t get me started on the police/gardai mother of god. I’ve had some long running hateful relationships in my life but the one with the law has never died down in all the years. I have one particular story I won’t get into involving my son when he was 14/15 he was involved in something with the son of a local garda both were caught boys being boys but my lad ended up doing 8 months in St Patrick’s and I’ll leave you guess what the gardas son got. Hate doesn’t even nearly cover it

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6 hours ago, pesky1972 said:

People who act like an absolute arsehole first thing in the morning and say it’s because they haven’t had their coffee yet. 

My lady always says there’s two sorts of people,morning people,and those who want to murder morning people.I am a morning person.

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On 23/11/2025 at 07:14, Halfhound said:

Please don’t get me started on the police/gardai mother of god. I’ve had some long running hateful relationships in my life but the one with the law has never died down in all the years. I have one particular story I won’t get into involving my son when he was 14/15 he was involved in something with the son of a local garda both were caught boys being boys but my lad ended up doing 8 months in St Patrick’s and I’ll leave you guess what the gardas son got. Hate doesn’t even nearly cover it

Rat bags mate 

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