eastcoast 4,348 Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 On 12/05/2025 at 11:34, gnasher16 said: Oh.....and to top it off.......Speed Awareness Courses when you do get collared. " You cant do more than 3 in any 4 year period Sir you'll just have to take the points " f**k off you lousy c**ts ive done at least 5 in the last 2 years i even get someone else to do them on the laptop for me now ! Like they're gonna give you points and then ban you,they dont want to take you off the road when they're making millions off you driving through a 50 doing 60 because you'd lost track of what the game was currently on.......f****n roll on ! The last speed awareness course that I needed to do to keep my licence was during "lock down". Got clocked doing eighty mph on almost empty roads on A1M, visiting a construction site as many of us were not "stood down". Remote, online obviously so most of the other "accused" were in their own houses. Jesus Christ, people have no shame or self respect! It was like watching the sort of reality TV shows that I do not watch. Some of them got involved in "domestics" and forgot their camera and mic was still on. At times it was like only me, a chocolate coloured lab and 2 cock-a-poos were the ones paying attention. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 48,635 Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 49 minutes ago, downsouth said: So you're one of them clever c**ts that makes the course take an hour longer than it needs to rather than just shutting the f**k up unless asked to talk Yes mate, that’s exactly who I am ! lol Zero fucks given, I’m not letting them c**ts off Scot free ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,572 Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Kinda getting a bit tired of being told over and over, multiple times a day, that I should be amazed that with just a few clicks I’ll be able to see all the car finance deals I’ve ever had.., and whether I’m owed some sort of compensation. I’ve never had a fcuking car finance deal! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,348 Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Bargain Hunt on the BBC. I like the programme but it always starts with "both teams have 1 hour and £300 with which to buy 3 items". Why do they say that? Both teams have £300 to buy 4 items, 1 of those being the experts' bonus buy. They have an hour to buy 3 of those items but we are never told how long the expert has to buy the final fourth item. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,555 Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 What prik thinks a back to front baseball cap looks good ? Usually driving a focus st that sounds like a shite firework display, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 154 Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Some people think it's cool doing that it reminded me of rappers would do with baggy trousers hanging around their arses Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 29,027 Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 53 minutes ago, waltjnr said: What prik thinks a back to front baseball cap looks good ? Usually driving a focus st that sounds like a shite firework display, 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
eastcoast 4,348 Posted Tuesday at 18:51 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 18:51 People walking dogs in nice weather. Dogs need to be walked, so it is a good thing, but who the f**k are you and where have you come from? Turns out they moved in just down from me 3 month ago. Is that a Bull Mastiff or an American Bulldog? " it's a rescue mate" Put it on lead please. You can't tell me what to do. And it just goes on, and on, and on. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,555 Posted Tuesday at 19:05 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 19:05 Ford focus st drivers ,usually sporting a back to front cap ,dream dog xl bully ,Mrs got the trout pout ,looks like she's been creosoted, " my car goes pop pop " priks 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 4,227 Posted Tuesday at 20:52 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 20:52 Fist bumping, ameriacan style hand shake with the chest tap gay shit. Just shake my f…g hand normally. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 902 Posted Tuesday at 21:01 Report Share Posted Tuesday at 21:01 Councils, I've reported some flytipped rubbish well over a month ago now. I gave the useless c**ts What3words, three times I've passed since and it's still there. Rang them again today and I said although it's such a difficult job to do and that they are putting their lives at risk I will appreciate if it's moved swiftly. They have even tried to say they have been down and can't locate it, I informed them once they have completed all risk assessments and method statements I'm more than happy to point out exactly where it is, cants! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,004 Posted Friday at 00:41 Report Share Posted Friday at 00:41 (edited) Talksport boxing!! Edited Friday at 12:14 by shaaark Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bendigo 366 Posted Friday at 07:33 Report Share Posted Friday at 07:33 On 20/05/2025 at 21:52, Qbgrey said: Fist bumping, ameriacan style hand shake with the chest tap gay shit. Just shake my f…g hand normally. If anyone tries to do a fist bump then just grab hold of it and shake it saying 'paper wraps stone, I win' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bendigo 366 Posted Friday at 07:36 Report Share Posted Friday at 07:36 On 20/05/2025 at 19:51, eastcoast said: People walking dogs in nice weather. Dogs need to be walked, so it is a good thing, but who the f**k are you and where have you come from? Turns out they moved in just down from me 3 month ago. Is that a Bull Mastiff or an American Bulldog? " it's a rescue mate" Put it on lead please. You can't tell me what to do. And it just goes on, and on, and on. Rescue dogs....I can't remember the last time I met someone who's dog wasn't rescued. It's like an obsession. Talking to a site manager the other day on a job and he was showing me a photo of his rescue dog....think I upset him when I told him it wasn't 'rescued' it was just a shit 2nd hand dog 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FLATTOP 4,800 Posted Friday at 08:32 Report Share Posted Friday at 08:32 54 minutes ago, Bendigo said: Rescue dogs....I can't remember the last time I met someone who's dog wasn't rescued. It's like an obsession. Talking to a site manager the other day on a job and he was showing me a photo of his rescue dog....think I upset him when I told him it wasn't 'rescued' it was just a shit 2nd hand dog The worse ones are the idiots who rescue Romanian street dogs when our rescue centres are heaving, stupid do gooder look at me ain’t I great c**ts…. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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