TOMO 28,463 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 im reminded of the time he was talking about keeping a family line of dogs ....and remarked he mated step daughter to father.....or something like that.....it was the step daughter bit that had us all pissing ourselfs laughing... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,463 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 or using two sires on one bitch....and knowing exactly wich dog fathered the offspring based on the colour of the pups....no dna test or owt....twat 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 27,624 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, TOMO said: im reminded of the time he was talking about keeping a family line of dogs ....and remarked he mated step daughter to father.....or something like that.....it was the step daughter bit that had us all pissing ourselfs laughing... And when he went on about the importance of knowing your breeding........and put two different sires over his bitch at the same time, and didn't have a clue which one, or both, were the sire ! Cheers. Whoops ! Posted at the same time! Didnt he tell you he knew which one was the sire because the pups were Fawn coloured, yet the one HE kept was black Cheers. Edited December 18, 2020 by chartpolski 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 10,938 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 I take people like the one in my previous post on this thread with a pinch of salt and found them to be of no harm it's the vindictive liars that you get in the workplace and on the odd occasion the police in my case that as well as being dangerous i have no time for. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 27,624 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 7 minutes ago, TOMO said: or using two sires on one bitch....and knowing exactly wich dog fathered the offspring based on the colour of the pups....no dna test or owt....twat He knew that from the knowledge he gained living and hunting with the red indians ! Big Chief Bullshitter Cheers. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 19 minutes ago, chartpolski said: There's a massive difference between a"raconteur" and a "bullshitter". Raconteurs take a true story and embellish it to make it more interesting or amusing for the benefit of the listeners. Bullshitters tell blatant lies to make THEMSELVES look more interesting or amusing. The Internet has given them a huge audience, and there's allways the get out; " I was only on a wind up" when they get caught ! Cheers. I would say that’s often a fine line rather than a massive difference. One thing for sure it gets f***ing boring when you’ve sussed it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 27,624 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 15 minutes ago, TOMO said: im reminded of the time he was talking about keeping a family line of dogs ....and remarked he mated step daughter to father.....or something like that.....it was the step daughter bit that had us all pissing ourselfs laughing... He regularly got confused about relationships; he was allways on about "taking his nephews sister up the hill "; Im not sure if that's a euphemism Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,875 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Can we guess the identity ? come on without , come on within , you ain’t seen nothing like the mighty ..... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 31,319 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Yin I believe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,029 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 hour ago, tatsblisters said: I take people like the one in my previous post on this thread with a pinch of salt and found them to be of no harm it's the vindictive liars that you get in the workplace and on the odd occasion the police in my case that as well as being dangerous i have no time for. Couldn't agree more mate. There was a lad in the opencast "Phill" was his name.was an horrible fecker he was.he would sit there and talk pure bullshit every break time trying his best to be friends with all the lads. but he was the biggest grassing cnut on site.if anyone said anything in the cabin about the supervisors/foreman/manager etc.after break he would be straight on the phone to them. loads of lads lost there jobs because of him.even if you parked on the tip in a truck for a few mins to make a phonecall and he seen you.he would be texting or ringing the bosses.. If 1 of the lads questioned him about it.he would deny it all and yet after break ring the bosses again.claiming he was being bullied in the cabin.. Proper horrible cnut... 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,632 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 I like the bullshitters ,I find them endlessly entertaining ,I'm one of those people who encourage them . 2 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,029 Posted December 18, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 11 minutes ago, Balaur said: Worst bloke I worked with was a Geordie foreman, so while I was lying in a muddy flooded trench trying to weld pipes he'd like his head in and offer to help weld it even though it would be my name on it and a nuclear spec and he was blind as a bat. Then out of the blue he'd show up with higher ups trying to blame myself or other for job not progressing, then near the end of the job started telling me how he had three companies and wanted to pay me £30 an hour to weld plates on beams lol, then got all my certs stamped and would repeat the offer of jobs and repeating stamps on my certs all golden promises to keep you on the job until the end , and this guy new it all and had done it all, when he found out lads were earning more than him on a Sunday we never saw another weekend shift, poisonous little b*****d, anyways I did last butts on the job and a week later he was ringing me asking if I knew of any work I laughed sent him a fluxcore job as a nod knowing he'd lied about doing it and that was last time I saw him, total chancer... Horrible fexkers mate.. I started working for a big muck shifting outfit years ago.and there was 1 guy sitting about 30ft from everyone else outside the cabin at break time mid summer.i asked a few of the older lads why does he sit on his own Evey break time and no one talks to him. They said he was a plant operator for another large outfit.and they made him upto foreman a few months before the job ended. Then it was his job to sack loads of lads which he happily done with a smug smile. After he had sacked them over a few weeks period.he was sacked himself.horrible fecker.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,052 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 7 hours ago, chartpolski said: There's a massive difference between a"raconteur" and a "bullshitter". Raconteurs take a true story and embellish it to make it more interesting or amusing for the benefit of the listeners. Bullshitters tell blatant lies to make THEMSELVES look more interesting or amusing. The Internet has given them a huge audience, and there's allways the get out; " I was only on a wind up" when they get caught ! Cheers. What do they call someone who always speaks the truth... no word of a lie? 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Squirrel_Basher 17,102 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Best to listen and let those who like to talk dig a f***ing hole .If anyone got upset about the amount of shite on here you’d be a gibberish wreck i reckon . 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 22,857 Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 12 hours ago, TOMO said: im reminded of the time he was talking about keeping a family line of dogs ....and remarked he mated step daughter to father.....or something like that.....it was the step daughter bit that had us all pissing ourselfs laughing... I'm going to use that one . I'm currently trying to write a book about pest control. I'll do a section on dogs just to put step daughter in . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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