WILF 44,334 Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 17 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I underwent a similar redesign project at the weekend @NEWKID Sunday I was stood on an oak coffee table taking down the boys curtain rail in his bedroom , (don’t ask ) and mid drill , the panel gave way, I slipped against the wall , knocked down a mirror which smashed against the table and knocked the boys 5 feet lava lamp aquarium over and spilled its entire contents onto the 6 month old shark hoover which was running at the time and promptly instantly fused . all up about 300 notes damage . Overfucking joyed really When you phoned me the other day and told me this latest tale of your buffoonery I sat and reflected on the fact that your are given command of men and millions of pounds worth of arms and equipment in defence of the nation !………..comfort I’m sure for all those who rely on the British military to hold back the forces of our enemies ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,563 Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 I engineer the battlefield from above , like a dark winged god of terror . just not that good at counter turning 6mm screws into freshly poly filled holes . we all have talents mate 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,563 Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 40 minutes ago, sid g said: FFS who stands on coffee tables these days whats wrong with a chair When I say coffee table brother I mean a200 bar oak furniture living room centre piece that’s somehow found it’s way into her make up boudoir and I’s covered in the remnants of fake tan , nail varnish and foundation. No great loss really as I’m sure there’s a purpose made glamour station winging its way here via courier as I type this that I will have unknowingly paid for somehow 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted August 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 6 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: When I say coffee table brother I mean a200 bar oak furniture living room centre piece that’s somehow found it’s way into her make up boudoir and I’s covered in the remnants of fake tan , nail varnish and foundation. No great loss really as I’m sure there’s a purpose made glamour station winging its way here via courier as I type this that I will have unknowingly paid for somehow I think our wives could've been separated at birth mate.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted August 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 (edited) First run went great, next set of cousins and kids arrive tomorrow... Mrs has put it out on Instagram that we are open and its been a busy day, still a few snags but we are off and running at last!! My cousins lad loved watching the deer... Chickens are taking the piss... Last minute job on beds turned out well.. And finally had steps built to decking this week... As Sid would say....next...lol Edited August 19, 2021 by NEWKID 6 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,334 Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Review: ”Lovely spot, loved watching the deer…..only complaint, chicken very under cooked !” Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted August 19, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 10 minutes ago, WILF said: Review: ”Lovely spot, loved watching the deer…..only complaint, chicken very under cooked !” Lol I'd call it very fresh... its how you spin it ..lol 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 @NEWKID You haven't put a glass table in there, have you? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted November 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 So we've had a good first couple of months, put it on with Unique holiday Stays and the Mrs is running an instagram page which has started to grow quite well.. Trying to finsh the 2nd one for Christmas as we have a booking for both if |I can get it done, it's 3/4 complete painting starts on the outside walls, windows, doors, fascias etc next week. Link to Unique Holiday Stays below with a few decent pics of the place: Avalon | Unique Holiday Stays UNIQUEHOLIDAYSTAYS.CO.UK Avalon Cheers 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 4,502 Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 Very nice web page mate well done , graft paying off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,626 Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 Cracking that mate well done Kev. Cheers Arry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted November 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 Cheers lads.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 Looks awesome; they've got some cracking photos of the place that really does show the quality of your workmanship mate. Misses definitely put some lovely touches to it aswell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,334 Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 Looks absolutely amazing mate, photography is very well done. Great stuff 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 42,893 Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 Something to be proud of Kev... stunning mate % 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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