bell 3,608 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Gnasher sporting his red one 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: wife just ordered me one What ... your wife ordered you a skinny bloke in a mankini Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stop.end 4,082 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Lol.. on a serious note, what yous think about this muzzle crack I was in a farm shop in Donegal today buying a 6 bar gate lol the wouldn't let me in to I muzzled up... and I needed the gate so complied im ashamed to admit .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stop.end 4,082 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 This was actually posted in my local bank 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stop.end 4,082 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Was only other day we was saying the shoplifters are gonna have a field day Lol im telling you, telling people around here to muzzle up is bad craic... the purge is a coming.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stop.end 4,082 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Just now, baker boy said: Some medical conditions will excuse someone from wearing a mask I believe, just claim to have one Haha trying you explaining that to them while your getting cuffed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,809 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, stop.end said: Haha trying you explaining that to them while your getting cuffed Just say you're an ex miner and have the black lung. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elchapo 3,172 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Telling people to put masks on now is like giving a condom to a 12 week pregnant lady to be honest I think it’s a load of scare mongering bollox , every death been put down to coved even when it’s heart attack ,old age , cancer etc etc , and if they think they jabbing me with some cooked up antijob wobbly Or wea4ing a mask they can go get f****d Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stop.end 4,082 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Il tell them someone tried to suffocate me a few years ago and mentally cant put anything on my face Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,809 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Just now, W. Katchum said: Doubt they listen to anything you say once your in your padded cell mental mate, I’m just glad wife does the shopping an I don’t work somewhere a mask needed, will obviously have to swallow me pride at some point tho. I got 4 kids an if I ever wed to mask up to take them somewhere or Make sure they got what they need then il wear a balaclava if I needs to Is it reyt tho that we don't have to wear masks in the boozer? I packed in keeping up to date with Covid ages ago. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,809 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 minute ago, W. Katchum said: I heard in radio that you need to wear one in a take away but if your sitting in then it’s not needed, never mentioned pubs but you sit down an have a drink so I imagine you don’t have to wear one in the pub, mad really, an the social distancing has meant a couple a wee tea room/cafe’s local have meant they can’t reopen The local boozers don't take any notice anyway, I heard one of my old locals have been open to a select few throughout the lockdown the dodgy b*****ds. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Have to wear them in every shop here, and other businesses, but not in restaurants or pubs that serves food. Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,809 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Selling pints out the back door how sad would you have to be if you could have cams in fridge. But still round back a pub queuing up for a pint Some people just need a pint and a fag at the boozer, I only get a few blow outs a year nowadays. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 12,024 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 36 minutes ago, Greb147 said: Some people just need a pint and a fag at the boozer, I only get a few blow jobs a year nowadays in the toilets. Dirty fecker... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 49,670 Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 43 minutes ago, Greb147 said: , I only get a few blow outs a year nowadays. I bet everyone who knows you looks forward to those evenings ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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