I’m done

[lurcherman 887 12,685]

The balls tiggle enuff let alone the ring piece 

[Big Ron 1,139]

4 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Some right fcuking fairy’s On here, bet you’d all have a shag once a week with lights off in missionary

I dont young man , i got a little lamp i turn on called the shagging lamp , she knows its time for love when thats on when she comes to bed , big Ron wants his hole  

[peterhunter86 8,627]

18 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Some right fcuking fairy’s On here, bet you’d all have a shag once a week with lights off in missionary

I fcuking wish I was getting it once a week

[peterhunter86 8,627]

8 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Play the game then Pete,maybe buy her some flowers or do some painting, or just give her a good ole dig

Fcuk that don if my mrs found out she'd want a shag and work done around the house as well 

[Big Ron 1,139]

24 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Is it pointed at bed like a spotlight Ron?

No you dirty perv 

[bird 9,594]

2 hours ago, jiggy said:

No wonder you have back trouble. She probably pinched your sciatic nerve. Irreverseable damage.

haha haha   good'un  lol, tell what mate , i have done  me well fair of shagging over the years , you never know  it all comes from lot of movment  down hips/lower back , when you  getting down to short strokes   lol , been some crackers , ugly feckers, fat/thin  you name it i give it one  lol , yep no wonder me back fooked now, but great memories  for a old bloke to think back on  , at least i die with smile on me face when that time comes, 66 now hope got few more years in this old fooked body  lol .

[peterhunter86 8,627]

35 minutes ago, bird said:

haha haha   good'un  lol, tell what mate , i have done  me well fair of shagging over the years , you never know  it all comes from lot of movment  down hips/lower back , when you  getting down to short strokes   lol , been some crackers , ugly feckers, fat/thin  you name it i give it one  lol , yep no wonder me back fooked now, but great memories  for a old bloke to think back on  , at least i die with smile on me face when that time comes, 66 now hope got few more years in this old fooked body  lol .

Do you still have a shag ray

[myersbg 1,355]

What did this topic start as? OH YES about POXON f,ing off, no frigging wonder he wants out.  By the way Pete i can't remember the last time i got laid.

 

[bird 9,594]

32 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

Only when he on his dog walks

ye on me birthday , new years eve    haha    ,  no mate  not that often  now, my wife  not that bothered  now, more so since she put lot of weight on ,  i think fair few women  go off sex when they get older, not all but alot do . i not to bothered  really, as i deff put it around before i met her, maybe i got it out of my system /mind  ,. i know few of my old mates  who only had few women , then got married to  current wives  , and  they always think that the grass is always greener the other side now when i last spoke to them  . not me  so much as with my wife now, but because  i  wanted to calm down with women and booze , been there and done it all before , got more peace of mind as i got older , thats why mate if i am being really honest .!!

[bendrover 556]

Gobbles  

[lurcherman 887 12,685]

You aint cashed in for weeks don ye wee prick

[jiggy 3,207]

28 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

I’d love to be able go without. Nowt would give me greater satisfaction  than tellin her to fcuk off I don’t need her shags but till then I’ll keep slaveing for sex am buying gobbles from the bank a blow jobs

She should get a Nobel prize for going down on you , not the offer to bring out the ashes and light the fire.

[Black neck 15,169]

6 hours ago, Big Ron said:

I dont young man , i got a little lamp i turn on called the shagging lamp , she knows its time for love when thats on when she comes to bed , big Ron wants his hole  

In my day you had to fight for your hole

[Black neck 15,169]

7 minutes ago, W. Katchum said:

That’s rape mate, can still do it but I think it’s frowned upon, unless she enjoys it

Call it what you like

[lurcherman 887 12,685]

So black necks a rapist and dons a sex pest / bumhole fingerer