Plod talking nonsense again

[Meece 1,958]

What exactly is a .... heavy duty catapult. ??

Apparently  One was used to attack two mosques in Birmingham. Why hype every thing up. Why not just report that it Was thoùght that a catapult that was used?

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

Two Birmingham mosques attacked with catapults - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-45207493

 

[Jonjon79 13,358]

That mosque looks like an Irish pub

....... I wonder if I could get a decent pint in there.

[peterhunter86 8,627]

A window gets smashed and it makes the news,you would think there was no other crimes going on

[Greyman 31,082]

Funny when I smashed all the showroom Windows through in a well known kitchen company,s head office with my heavy duty catty because they failed to pay me for my services I never even got a mention nor the following week when I went back and did all the new ones they had just fitted, I wonder if that counts as racial discrimination

[Greyman 31,082]

1 hour ago, Meece said:

What exactly is a .... heavy duty catapult. ??                                                                                                    mine looks like this and could comfortably kill you 

 

 

Edited August 16, 2018 by Greyman

[j j m 6,609]

that will do the job mate

[Born Hunter 17,907]

Some tyrant will be hankering after a ban, hence the wording.

It'll be an high velocity assault catapult next. 

[Greyman 31,082]

33 minutes ago, Born Hunter said:

Some tyrant will be hankering after a ban, hence the wording.

It'll be an high velocity assault catapult next. 

 as long as I can remember every kid only needed a forked tree branch and an inner tube to do damage and even kill the odd unfortunate bird, the old Denise the menace type characters always had one in the back pocket,very easy to conceal and cost nothing if you have to throw it so would be a really hard one to ban and then enforce a ban, the biggest improvement in modern catty shooting is not the catty,s but the abundance of 9-10-11- and 12mm ball bearings being sold for £10 per 1000 without them many would struggle to hit a barn door, I think air rifles will be first before they try to ban catty,s though they do make an awesome urban weapon in the right hands

[mackem 29,521]

 

[Meece 1,958]

2 hours ago, Greyman said:

 

 

2 hours ago, Greyman said:

Funny when I smashed all the showroom Windows through in a well known kitchen company,s head office with my heavy duty catty because they failed to pay me for my services I never even got a mention nor the following week when I went back and did all the new ones they had just fitted, I wonder if that counts as racial discrimination

It's you isn't it ? You got the tool, ( an urban cammoed assault catty) ( the high velocity assault catty if you please ) and by your own admission you  have engaged in  this sort of activity .  You're   an urban terrorist arent you. Come  on admit it. several things I'd like to know is, where I can get one of those over the counter.  Cash like ? And how did the person using it create a bang loud enough for plod to deploy firearms units to take care of a sniper with a high powered firearm? Perhaps the user stomped on a rubber balloon when using the catty to make the bang . No doubt plod was all well dug in or acting like cowboys and indians to counter this public insurrection.

Edited August 16, 2018 by Meece

[terryd 8,921]

The news is a disgrace lately a horse bolted at a local country show and look how they worded it.

The horse, which was in competition, threw its rider and broke loose into the crowd before it went "on a rampage".

They might as well said it went on a killing spree idiots. God knows what crazy rules they bring out for the show next year 

[Greyman 31,082]

1 hour ago, Meece said:

 

It's you isn't it ? You got the tool, ( an urban cammoed assault catty) ( the high velocity assault catty if you please ) and by your own admission you  have engaged in  this sort of activity .  You're   an urban terrorist arent you. Come  on admit it. several things I'd like to know is, where I can get one of those over the counter.  Cash like ? And how did the person using it create a bang loud enough for plod to deploy firearms units to take care of a sniper with a high powered firearm? Perhaps the user stomped on a rubber balloon when using the catty to make the bang . No doubt plod was all well dug in or acting like cowboys and indians to counter this public insurrection.

In short not guilty,  don't know if you can buy them I make them from old crutch,s if you go onto you tube the Americans call them starships, made famous by an old boy called blue skeen who could shoot the tits off a knat with it, and lastly it was probably a stray gunshot if it was that loud as the reason for using a catty is stealth

[forest of dean redneck 12,016]

I’ve got  short arms I’d never stretch the elastic on that fully

[Billy b 826]

Most gavvers couldn't talk sensible if they tried 

[The one 8,577]

A heavy duty catapult makes better reading than just a catapult was used , some loony will be away down the shops ," Do you have any heavy duty catapults mate ?"