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Who has this stinking cold bug? 

Thick catarrh inducing prolapse of the anus. Sneezing fits.

 

I feel like a myxomatosis infected rabbit and if someone shot me now I would thank them !! (Plenty of volunteers in hand).

Putting some tea in my whiskey ain't working. Little sleep and my winter holiday is slipping away!

Ahhhrrr shooooo....

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I insert a clove of garlic up my anus everyday. I've never had a cold since I started and as an extra bonus I've never been attacked by a vampire!

I not suffered it ,  every one at work  most of them half my age had time off , I work outside everyday a flask of  homemade chicken chilli soup at work or a few twists of chilli on my food everyday c

Zinc tablets I swear by them. Cheers Arry

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2 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said:

Had that ,just got the wheezy chest infection,coughing green mucus up all the time,Normally after I've eaten.

Nice, how long you had it?

My whole nose cavity feels like a pepper pot and some fool keeps shaking it!

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Mines a sickness bug spewed till i thought me insides were comming out me gob  bile next then just reaching with no results slept 14hrs non stop scared to look at food  but hey! Am a man i get over it lol (needs a cuddle)

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7 minutes ago, sussex said:

Had the poxy thing for two weeks , drove down to Spain over Christmas and all the family have been down with it as well ..turned in a nagging dry cough ..

That's the one,my kids laid in bed at night sound like that bloody Paul McCartney frog song.

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Who has this stinking cold bug? 

Thick catarrh inducing prolapse of the anus. Sneezing fits.

 

I feel like a myxomatosis infected rabbit and if someone shot me now I would thank them !! (Plenty of volunteers in hand).

Putting some tea in my whiskey ain't working. Little sleep and my winter holiday is slipping away!

Ahhhrrr shooooo....

No sympathy for you.  your the one who loves to go out at the crack of dawn in the frost and snow getting frozen to the bone slaughtering poor little bunnies.  what else do you expect when you come back home to a hot house invaded by diseased people breathing and coughing all over you.  you wont die from it so here hoping that it goes away soon.

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