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[NEWKID 29,046]

My boy Finley Phillip John.

(Phillip after grandad, my dad and my brother) (John dad mrs side)

Youngest Isla Marie (Marie my wifes middle name but the name we all use for her)

Eldest Millie-Mae (no idea, wifes choice lol)

[ryaldinhio 5,188]

I have a Kacey Lynn and a Flynn George.

 

My mother was called Lynn and passed away when I was 16. Miss her everyday and hate the fact she never met my kids, hence why her name is in both of theirs.

 

What fucks me off even more so is the mother in law is a waste of skin who lives 4 miles away and by choice has nothing to do with my babies. At brother in laws wedding she actually turned her back on my 4yr old daughter. I didn't want to go in the first place but we all had to leave very quickly when I saw that!!!!! More than a few times I have refused to drink or sit near that woman because Id've kicked her fooking face in. Wish r old dear was about to deal with her! She would be battered the fat cnut and it would've been acceptable!

[Blackbriar 8,569]

 

I've got Kelly Yvonne (middle name after my ex wife's mum, who died when she was a little girl), and Joseph David (David is my middle name, after my late dad).

 

I remember seeing some snotnosed kid misbehaving in Tesco. The chavvy mum eventually lost her temper and shouted "If you don't f***ing behave, I'll kill you, Crystal Summer !"

 

What ARE they thinking of ?

[Chid 6,819]

Eva-Jane , Rosalie and Maurice are my kids names ,

Eva-Jane is after my granny and the missus granny .. Rosalie is a name we liked she also as the middle name Victoria which is the missus mum and sisters name and Maurice after is granda middle names David after me and Robert after my dad ..

[dave88 1,565]

Lily-Mae, Hadley, Elijah and a Freiya due in 2 weeks

[greg64 3,060]

Well my son is named sue, and he feckin hates me but he can fight like f@ck.

I may tell the full story on here some time lol.

you will end up fighting in the mud and the blood and the beer

[wipeout 80]

after years of heartache and trying we gave up the idea of having children just didn't seem it was meant to be , and then like Dublin bus 3 of them came together LOL it was like winning the lotto kallum Kyra sean the best thing that ever happened to us

[Accip74 7,112]

It's good in a way that unusual names are not such a big deal anymore. I had an unusual name for an Essex lad growing up in the 80/90s....... Got the piss taken out of it through school, even teachers getting it wrong every new school year & people always asking if I was welsh........................I'm not fcuking welsh!! Ok?!?! Haha.....

I hated my name. I just wanted to be called john. I don't think that's such a big deal these days with all these different names........which is one less thing to worry about at school I suppose....;-)

 

My dad was gutted I didn't name my son after him, but I didn't want to call my son Barry.....haha...Its a personal thing.

I know people have mentioned generational naming & that seems a nice thing to do, but I would of been the awkward cnut bucking the trend, sorry I'm just like that, I'm a do the opposite type prick.....Haha

 

.....Some lovely names on this thread though :-)

[jukel123 9,605]

It's good in a way that unusual names are not such a big deal anymore. I had an unusual name for an Essex lad growing up in the 80/90s....... Got the piss taken out of it through school, even teachers getting it wrong every new school year & people always asking if I was welsh........................I'm not fcuking welsh!! Ok?!?! Haha.....

I hated my name. I just wanted to be called john. I don't think that's such a big deal these days with all these different names........which is one less thing to worry about at school I suppose....;-)

 

My dad was gutted I didn't name my son after him, but I didn't want to call my son Barry.....haha...Its a personal thing.

I know people have mentioned generational naming & that seems a nice thing to do, but I would of been the awkward cnut bucking the trend, sorry I'm just like that, I'm a do the opposite type prick.....Haha

 

.....Some lovely names on this thread though :-)

f**k all wrong with Barry . You should know that Percival.

Funny though, Barrys are usually complete bellends in films, books. Never known a super hero called Barry.

Edited September 21, 2017 by jukel123

[Accip74 7,112]

 

It's good in a way that unusual names are not such a big deal anymore. I had an unusual name for an Essex lad growing up in the 80/90s....... Got the piss taken out of it through school, even teachers getting it wrong every new school year & people always asking if I was welsh........................I'm not fcuking welsh!! Ok?!?! Haha.....

I hated my name. I just wanted to be called john. I don't think that's such a big deal these days with all these different names........which is one less thing to worry about at school I suppose....;-)

My dad was gutted I didn't name my son after him, but I didn't want to call my son Barry.....haha...Its a personal thing.

I know people have mentioned generational naming & that seems a nice thing to do, but I would of been the awkward cnut bucking the trend, sorry I'm just like that, I'm a do the opposite type prick.....Haha

.....Some lovely names on this thread though :-)

 

f**k all wrong with Barry . You should know that Percival.

Funny though, Barrys are usually complete bellends in films, books. Never known a super hero called Barry.

Haha......Actually for some reason he's gone through life with 2 names, Barry or Barney........so I even had multiple choice to get it right...:-) Edited September 21, 2017 by Accip74

[WILF 50,876]

I was a big glam rock and BBC kids shows fan as a kid but my sons Gary Glitter & Jimmy Saville don't seem to like their names !

[jukel123 9,605]

 

 

It's good in a way that unusual names are not such a big deal anymore. I had an unusual name for an Essex lad growing up in the 80/90s....... Got the piss taken out of it through school, even teachers getting it wrong every new school year & people always asking if I was welsh........................I'm not fcuking welsh!! Ok?!?! Haha.....

I hated my name. I just wanted to be called john. I don't think that's such a big deal these days with all these different names........which is one less thing to worry about at school I suppose....;-)

My dad was gutted I didn't name my son after him, but I didn't want to call my son Barry.....haha...Its a personal thing.

I know people have mentioned generational naming & that seems a nice thing to do, but I would of been the awkward cnut bucking the trend, sorry I'm just like that, I'm a do the opposite type prick.....Haha

.....Some lovely names on this thread though :-)

f**k all wrong with Barry . You should know that Percival.

Funny though, Barrys are usually complete bellends in films, books. Never known a super hero called Barry.

Haha......Actually for some reason he's gone through life with 2 names, Barry or Barney........so I even had multiple choice to get it right...:-)

 

Baz and Bazza are my nicknames, right from school. My sons didn't name their kids after me either..but I was pleased.

[peterhunter86 8,627]

S lot of the terrier lads seem to have the same name.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Arsehole.

[wipeout 80]

S lot of the terrier lads seem to have the same name.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Arsehole.

you don't disappoint do you

[mattyg 1,862]

Any parant who has to explain how to spell their child's name should be sterilised. "Jackson [BANNED TEXT] an X, kiiley [BANNED TEXT] two i's ennit" there are plenty more, you know the type of parant I'm talking about!