forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 The day I pick up my dogs shite I'll officially call it a day.I get the woman to do it...lol..Is that what you call keepdigging now your woman?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Lol@lab nah mate i have always picked up my dogs shit. I dont want to live in a shit hole. There is no excuse for not picking it up. its your dog your responsibility. Imagine the state of the place if everyone just let there dogs shit everywhere. Not just for health issues either. You should take a pride in where you live. There bins for dog waste and dispensers with bags supplied by councils. No one likes doing it but why should someone else have to pick up after your dog. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Lol@lab nah mate i have always picked up my dogs shit. I dont want to live in a shit hole. There is no excuse for not picking it up. its your dog your responsibility. Imagine the state of the place if everyone just let there dogs shit everywhere. Not just for health issues either. You should take a pride in where you live. There bins for dog waste and dispensers with bags supplied by councils. No one likes doing it but why should someone else have to pick up after your dog. In a way I kind of agree mate. But I don't take my dogs anywhere I need to pick it up. Why don't they get these refugees fleeing these worn torn countries to stand in parks with little bags and give them something to do. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,425 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Some c**t let there dog shit right outside my front gate last night id love to catch them id have a bucket full on there doorstep dirty f****n shitbags 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Lol@lab nah mate i have always picked up my dogs shit. I dont want to live in a shit hole. There is no excuse for not picking it up. its your dog your responsibility. Imagine the state of the place if everyone just let there dogs shit everywhere. Not just for health issues either. You should take a pride in where you live. There bins for dog waste and dispensers with bags supplied by councils. No one likes doing it but why should someone else have to pick up after your dog. In a way I kind of agree mate. But I don't take my dogs anywhere I need to pick it up. Why don't they get these refugees fleeing these worn torn countries to stand in parks with little bags and give them something to do. Because that would be against their human rights. That seems to apply to any sort of work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 I can mind my mother telling me not to wear my best leather jacket out to play anyway I never took any notice . Through the front door and out as quick as I could before she noticed. Got to the pavement and felt my foot slide from under me before I knew it I was picking myself up of the ground proper winded with a dog shit stripe from the bottom of my trouser all the way up to my best leather jacket . Runny poxy dog shite me mother made me strip of in the back garden then flogged me lol ... Always pick up dog shite me ? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,022 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Alcoholic down the road used to let her dogs roam the close,used to blame the kids leaving back gate open, used to find dog shit all over place including on our front path.right where kids jump out of car. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,632 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Pfffff! Dog poo was a toy in the 70s. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 The high street I work on the scrounging scumbags with their Staffs or British bulldogs just let them shit on the paths The street sweeper does pick it up but he has to be quick as everyone nowadays walks round in a trance staring at a little screen Then theres there the piss head smokers who leave big lumps of green and brown toxic hockle on the path Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,299 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 (edited) Nothing worse than treading dog shit through the house when you've stepped in it unknowingly. Ever had it on pushchair wheels? To me it's just as anti-social as having a crap yourself on the pavement. The anti--social feckers are less likely to have wormed their mutts, so they are more likely to pass on the worm that can cause blindness in kids. If somebody could come up with a small machine that picks it up and encloses it in a poly bag they would make a fortune. Surprised Dyson hasn't come up with something. Edited October 28, 2016 by jukel123 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Nothing worse than treading dog shit through the house when you've stepped in it unknowingly. Ever had it on pushchair wheels? To me it's just as anti-social as having a crap yourself on the pavement. The anti--social feckers are less likely to have wormed their mutts, so they are more likely to pass on the worm that can cause blindness in kids. If somebody could come up with a small machine that picks it up and encloses it in a poly bag they would make a fortune. Surprised Dyson hasn't come up with something. I remember the film where someone invented a can of spray that made dog shit disappear Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 31,361 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Nothing worse than treading dog shit through the house when you've stepped in it unknowingly. Ever had it on pushchair wheels? To me it's just as anti-social as having a crap yourself on the pavement. The anti--social feckers are less likely to have wormed their mutts, so they are more likely to pass on the worm that can cause blindness in kids. If somebody could come up with a small machine that picks it up and encloses it in a poly bag they would make a fortune. Surprised Dyson hasn't come up with something. they have its called an arm, you will find it on your shoulder attached to your hand, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,299 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 (edited) Nothing worse than treading dog shit through the house when you've stepped in it unknowingly. Ever had it on pushchair wheels? To me it's just as anti-social as having a crap yourself on the pavement. The anti--social feckers are less likely to have wormed their mutts, so they are more likely to pass on the worm that can cause blindness in kids. If somebody could come up with a small machine that picks it up and encloses it in a poly bag they would make a fortune. Surprised Dyson hasn't come up with something. they have its called an arm, you will find it on your shoulder attached to your hand, Well use yours you anti social old bugger! My point is that a long-handled suction based machine would cut out stooping, wrapping,smelling and tying up the shit. People would then be more likely to pick it up. Maybe even you! Edited October 28, 2016 by jukel123 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Nothing worse than treading dog shit through the house when you've stepped in it unknowingly. Ever had it on pushchair wheels? To me it's just as anti-social as having a crap yourself on the pavement. The anti--social feckers are less likely to have wormed their mutts, so they are more likely to pass on the worm that can cause blindness in kids. If somebody could come up with a small machine that picks it up and encloses it in a poly bag they would make a fortune. Surprised Dyson hasn't come up with something. they have its called an arm, you will find it on your shoulder attached to your hand, Well use yours you anti social old bugger! My point is that a suction based machine would cut out stooping, wrapping,smelling tying up the shit. People would then be more likely to pick it up. Maybe even you! ha ha ! the ghost busters machines just sprang to mind lol im gonna have a tincker in the garage at some point and see what I can cobble together. you can be my product tester if you like? coz if it all goes horribly wrong, I don't want to be anywhere near the thing! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Great thing being out the country leaving a big shite Behring ya ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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