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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS

I looked out of my living room window tonight and a saw a black man riding a bike................I thought b@stard that looks just like  mine, so I shot off into the garage to double check..........Ph

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A small balloon sneaks into his parents bedroom and tries to snuggle into bed,but there's not enough room.

He walks round his dad's side and releases a little bit of air from him,but there's still not quite enough room.

He returns to his mother's side and releases a little air from her,but there's still not enough room,so as a last resort he lets some air from himself,and finally manages to squeeze in.

In the morning his dad wakes him with a stern look on his face,you disappointed me badly last night son.

You let me down,you let your mother down,but worst of all you let yourself down.

 

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3 hours ago, ChilliMark said:

A small balloon sneaks into his parents bedroom and tries to snuggle into bed,but there's not enough room.

He walks round his dad's side and releases a little bit of air from him,but there's still not quite enough room.

He returns to his mother's side and releases a little air from her,but there's still not enough room,so as a last resort he lets some air from himself,and finally manages to squeeze in.

In the morning his dad wakes him with a stern look on his face,you disappointed me badly last night son.

You let me down,you let your mother down,but worst of all you let yourself down.

 

I did that one a few pages back,but a very funny joke anyway..😉...

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