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Foxpack 2 7,855 Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?" I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb! 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Greb147 6,810 Posted June 30, 2020 Report Share Posted June 30, 2020 (edited) I told my girlfriend she painted her eyebrows too high up, she looked surprised. For Christmas I got her some Botox, she didn't look surprised. Edited June 30, 2020 by Greb147 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bob.243 9,582 Posted July 2, 2020 Report Share Posted July 2, 2020 A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a cliff, about to jump off. An old homeless bloke who was wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?" She screamed, "NO! Bugger off you filthy old b*****d!" He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay then, I'll just go and wait at the bottom." She didn't jump. Counselling can work!!! 1 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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