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Greb147 6,808 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 (edited) This cracks me up, "Fancy dress? He comes out like that all the f***ing time!" Edited June 18, 2020 by Greb147 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bell 3,508 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 Haha, yes makes me laugh this one.....blokes face is a picture Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 (edited) You can see his face is telling his mates to shut the f**k up, trying to change the subject. Edited June 18, 2020 by Greb147 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Greb147 6,808 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 1 minute ago, timmytree said: I've had some good financial news. The kid I sponsored in Africa has been eaten by a lion. Sadly that's already been done today pal. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted June 18, 2020 Report Share Posted June 18, 2020 From next week I'm going to dress up every day as a different type of bread, roll on Monday..... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 18,641 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 Cheers Arry 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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DIDO.1 20,915 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' Walks into a bar The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves. The next night, the pub is packed. In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.' The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down. The next night there is standing room only in the pub. Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending. The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.' The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties.' The rabbit looks aghast. The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie. The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.' The crowd's bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.' 'Ok,' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.' The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie. He then waves to the crowd and leaves.... NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!! One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, 'Who are you? To which he is answered, 'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.' The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous. You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.' The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.' The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.' The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.' The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?' 'I DIED', said the rabbit. 'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?' After a short pause, the rabbit said ... 'Mixin-me-toasties' 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DIDO.1 20,915 Posted June 19, 2020 Report Share Posted June 19, 2020 My dad, a road worker was suspended for stealing from work. I wasn't sure but when I came home all the signs were there. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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