Funny Joke Thread

[mitre 546]

They must be all 5 asylum seekers they happily take the money it's more then socialism to them 

[bob.243 10,376]

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[mel b 4,856]

[mushroom 14,375]

On 09/03/2026 at 21:48, bob.243 said:

Mount Cuntmore 

[WILF 52,827]

I seen a classic from the great Les Dawson the other day:

My mother in law came round the other day, it was raining heavily and she knocked at the door.

I opened the door to her said “Oh my, don’t stand out in the rain…..go home!” lol 

[fireman 11,668]

Husband and wife going at it in the bedroom and giving each other good oh, there's a noise and they look round and young Timmy is stood in the bedroom doorway, she shouts and runs away down the landing. The fella says to his wife " i'd better go talk to Timmy" and wanders down the landing to hear a right noise going on in another bedroom, he looks in and young Timmy is on top and giving it to Grandma is good style, young Timmy looks round and says " Not so funny when it's your mum it ?"...

[dytkos 18,439]

Have you ever been driving and thrown a cigarette end out of the car window and a few minutes later there's a funny smell?

You turn round and see that it's your Nan fingering herself in the back seat. 

Cheers, D.

 

[Arry 26,907]

Cheers Arry

[waltjnr 8,621]

3 hours ago, Arry said:

Cheers Arry

Yeah should cut your 4 acres

[Arry 26,907]

Cheers Arry

[bob.243 10,376]

[bob.243 10,376]

[bob.243 10,376]

Just had heating oil delivered…..

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