mushroom 14,218 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 (edited) 1 hour ago, mel b said: A claka like a kebab Nah a fresh kebab is more uniform and her's was like a pissed up attempt at a kebab on a Friday night Edited October 18 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,070 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 3 hours ago, mushroom said: Nah a fresh kebab is more uniform and her's was like a pissed up attempt at a kebab on a Friday night I bet it didn't stop you smashing it though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,218 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 24 minutes ago, mel b said: I bet it didn't stop you smashing it though I'd smash a McDonald's 1 pound burger whilst covered in sauce all over, w@nking in the car park over a Cocker before I fuuck that shit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,070 Posted Sunday at 20:04 Report Share Posted Sunday at 20:04 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 25,491 Posted Thursday at 18:19 Report Share Posted Thursday at 18:19 Cheers Arry 3 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bob.243 9,860 Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 9,860 Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago Today sir kier starmer has agreed to one boat per day with his French counter part macaroon bar 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wyeman 1,344 Posted 8 hours ago Report Share Posted 8 hours ago 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mel b 4,070 Posted 5 hours ago Report Share Posted 5 hours ago 1 hour ago, bob.243 said: Ditchman would be on that like a tramp on hot chips . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,677 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago 2 hours ago, bob.243 said: God help the poor fuker who falls for that 'smell my finger' trick 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 407 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago I think no-one would be that desperate for a date a refugee would be to shack up with her learn me English great woman I kiss the floor you walk or wobble may we combine in love together 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 25,491 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago 2 hours ago, bob.243 said: A f***ing spacehopper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 407 Posted 4 hours ago Report Share Posted 4 hours ago A good bounce on up down maybe if drunk not sobber Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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