waltjnr 7,875 Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 4 minutes ago, shaaark said: Mel, Arry, anyone, please tell me it ain't me!! I'm in f****n bits, here!! A strange fish ,it ain't you, still convinced its Ai! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,470 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 5 hours ago, shaaark said: Mel, Arry, anyone, please tell me it ain't me!! I'm in f****n bits, here!! He has me in bits . He's a modern day les Dawson. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 214 Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 On 06/07/2025 at 12:44, bob.243 said: Reeves starts her new job. Proud as punch she is so happy for her job role 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wildman 611 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 On 08/07/2025 at 04:43, mel b said: He has me in bits . He's a modern day les Dawson. The guys fu,,cking do,lally used to love the funny joke thread but this prick just spoil,s evey other joke 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheShootingTog 2,271 Posted July 9 Report Share Posted July 9 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackay 3,580 Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 Illegal immigrant in doctors surgery. Any issues asks doctor. Yes doctor, my eyes sting when I'm having sex. Doctor, that'll be the pepper spray. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 13,910 Posted July 10 Report Share Posted July 10 43 minutes ago, mel b said: there's no humour like that anymore. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfdog91 7,686 Posted July 11 Report Share Posted July 11 An American spy is in Soviet Russia, digging up information on a powerful Russian politician. He finds him in a bar, walks in dressed in Russian attire, pretending to be Russian. Everybody in the bar looks at him, but he keeps his cool. He orders a drink and walks to the politician... "Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy." The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!" He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers. "Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy." The man continues to keep his cool. "I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!" He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society. "Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician. The spy smirks. "But I still think you American spy." The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed. He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!" The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest. The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka. After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar. In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy." The American spy, (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) drunk, loses his skill and gives up. "Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?" The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia." 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ryaldinhio 5,132 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I was at a party last night, just at the bar waiting to be served and a woman came over and introduced herself. 'Hello, I'm Carmen'. 'Nice to meet you, Carmen that's a beautiful name, is it a family name?' 'No, I gave it to myself from my favourite things in life, cars and men, what's your name?' She asked I thought a while and answered 'B.J.Titsnfishing' 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 214 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 On 11/07/2025 at 12:37, mel b said: Have 999 ready or book a ambulance in advance for him he could pass out on you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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