myersbg 1,355 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Last night i was messing in the sulking shed, playing with some of my trap collection, i was meddling with a rather large body grip, 7 inch by 7 inch double spring bridger { i am sure someone on here will know the proper numbers for it, i have forgot} next thing i seem to have got 3 fingers on my left hand and my thumb of my right stuck in the sodding thing, twenty minutes later and sweat pouring off my brow i realize i am not getting out of this predicament without any help { you need arms like Garth to set things}. I went back in the house calling my misses, Linda, Linda, WHAT? she shouts, come here i says, sheepishly WHAT DO YOU WANT?, she shouts, come here and help says i, Help With What? i go into the front room and lift up both arms to reveal half a ton of steel wrapped around my fingers, she absolutely pissed herself laughing at me. Then the fun began, two of us in the shed, me trying to explain to her how to pass a rope through the eyes on the springs and her not having a clue what to do, half a dozen goes and still wrong, me getting madder and madder and her saying if you dont shut up i will leave you in the f'ing thing, another twenty minutes and i was free. It makes you wonder what would happen out in the wilds if you got caught in one, with both hands in you are totally up sh1t street. Hope you all have a good laugh. Fat fingers and thumb. :icon_redface: 19 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fly The Boy 330 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Sore fingers for you, play with fire and some day you will get burned, I'd say your wife is a real character, don't like women that panic and scream.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 PMSL... Though i'm sure that must of hurt but boy that's a very funny write-up. Cheers Myersbg. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Pmsl Fcukin brilliant story mate Fcukin class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,483 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 Painful mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stop.end 4,079 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 lol... was called to a house that had rats in the ceiling of a new extension recently.... the access was only a small opening so I pre set 6 old victors before going up the steps to set them on the runs.... I had 3 up and placed reached down on to the work top to lift the fourth had it set real fine turned round to postion myself on the steps and bang..... it was hanging off my thumb.... my left thumb's finger nail is jet black! sore but not unbearable if im honest. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,209 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 I don't believe your wife never took a pic, don't be a poof. Put it up lol Pics or it didn't happen,lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 PMSL You've got a way with words, that had me howling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,237 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 it will probly be a 280....i got one stuck on my belly fat once...you have never hear words like it! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,237 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 it will probly be a 280....i got one stuck on my belly fat once...you have never hear words like it! If you still still fat after that, you deserve it again, twice lol it was the way i was crouched honest 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted November 25, 2015 Report Share Posted November 25, 2015 HA!!!!!!! Sorry Brian but I can picture it now, you trying to open the door with your elbow and a very red face lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Pmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 It was funnier than the dog slightly, suppose ya had to be there ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BlackStreak 498 Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 I was setting a 320 once and it went off. I'm not sure how I got hit exactly and I wasn't caught in it but the thing come very very close to breaking my thumb. Hit the side of my thumb on the knuckle next to the thumbnail. Knocked the hide off it and I had blood seaping out from under the side of my nail. Nail turned black and sluffed off. Thumb was instantly numb and I couldn't bend it at that knuckle. Scared me pretty bad when I realized I'd been hit but luckily it wasn't as bad as it could have been. Sure tuff setting a 320 without the use of a thumb but i went on to do it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,599 Posted November 26, 2015 Report Share Posted November 26, 2015 Last night i was messing in the sulking shed, playing with some of my trap collection, i was meddling with a rather large body grip, 7 inch by 7 inch double spring bridger { i am sure someone on here will know the proper numbers for it, i have forgot} next thing i seem to have got 3 fingers on my left hand and my thumb of my right stuck in the sodding thing, twenty minutes later and sweat pouring off my brow i realize i am not getting out of this predicament without any help { you need arms like Garth to set things}. I went back in the house calling my misses, Linda, Linda, WHAT? she shouts, come here i says, sheepishly WHAT DO YOU WANT?, she shouts, come here and help says i, Help With What? i go into the front room and lift up both arms to reveal half a ton of steel wrapped around my fingers, she absolutely pissed herself laughing at me. Then the fun began, two of us in the shed, me trying to explain to her how to pass a rope through the eyes on the springs and her not having a clue what to do, half a dozen goes and still wrong, me getting madder and madder and her saying if you dont shut up i will leave you in the f'ing thing, another twenty minutes and i was free. It makes you wonder what would happen out in the wilds if you got caught in one, with both hands in you are totally up sh1t street. Hope you all have a good laugh. Fat fingers and thumb. :icon_redface: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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