mushroom 14,162 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 How to make a dog hate strangers and growl at the stupid cnuts if they try to stroke him when he's chilled out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacknife 2,005 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 People used to hit their dogs with a gollywog for some reason 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
night warrior 178 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Put a electric wire to its bollacks and when thay go to stroke it sap the c**t it will soon grab the silly c**t stroking it lol ???? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Watch the film white dog that will show you ..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steven35 30 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Shock collar every time he go's near a stranger zap it won't make him growl or bite but will soon learn not to bother with strangers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Zilverhaze 1,627 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Shock collar get a grip steven35 ...train your self mushroom to open your mouth and tell them to get the fuk away from your dog if you don't like them near it 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,162 Posted August 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Zilver joking aside I did that and the silly bitch called the police said I insulted her.... I did lol As for the film white dog.. Brilliant film "you got yourself a white dog" one of the best lines ever uttered Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mattyg 1,862 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 I'll swap ya..... I'm sick of apologising for this c**t.... Got a bit of a guarding instinct which means he goes apeshit if somone approaches! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tomburras 2,730 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 i genuinely believe my lurcher and whippet would love a burglar if we ever get burgled - but i doubt i could change that they love everyone! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 At least he's friendly, unlike his grumpy dwarf owner.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 You lacking in confidence that much mushroom? lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,437 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Put a muzzle on him when you're going to be around busy places, usually makes people think twice about approaching 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Your abroad, so let a Spaniard snatch him, lock him on a celler and beat him at least daily. Then, after a few weeks, give him back. He'll get a hatred for em an let you know when ones close. If you were in Africa you could do tje same but batter it with a gollywog, same outcome in the end. The first bit of wisdom came from a rare John Wayne film, Hondo. The second came from me dads old mate! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,837 Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,837 Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 http://pulptastic.com/turn-your-dog-into-a-terrifying-werewolf-with-this-muzzle/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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