kanny 21,657 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Squidgy black and some bob marley tunes...yeah man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fireman 11,387 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Fireman I think tomo fed this cnut acid or meth or something Just cannot get him to switch off, run the bollocks off him and it makes no difference he cries like a victim lol A pal had a dog just like that,problem with running the bollocks off them is they get fitter for it so get wired up more ,Glad it wasn't my dog (although it was a bloody good dog) and good luck mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,935 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Obvious the dogs too much for you, ship it back to TOMO lol Cheers, D. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,080 Posted May 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 I'll FedEx him in the morning. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,650 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Fook off D ,,,I knew that thing was going to be hard work,,,,lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
beast 1,884 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Bullet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,080 Posted May 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Took a girl out on a date to the park last night.... Mistake taking that tw@t oh yes he's a pussy magnet but he is also a whining jealous cnut. I'm trying to cop a bit and he's fuuckin rummaging between Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,650 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Took a girl out on a date,,,,,bollox,,,,what was his name... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,080 Posted May 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Anna... Fuuckin hope it was a bird Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,583 Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Took a girl out on a date to the park last night.... Mistake taking that tw@t oh yes he's a pussy magnet but he is also a whining jealous cnut. I'm trying to cop a bit and he's fuuckin rummaging between Wow you really know how to treat a girl.. "where we going on our first date shroom, restaurant, cinema........... bowling?" says Anna ( known to her friends as Andrew lol) " No love, I'm taking you to the park to walk my wired dog" Smooth, real smooth lol 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz_1989 9,539 Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Got a 4 month old pup here the same. Wired to the f***ing moon. Don't like giving youngsters too much mileage while their joints are growing but I can take this pup out for 3 hours mooching off the lead, get home and it's like she's just been let out the kennel. Tearing around and hammering the older dog. Never right. Lol. Luckily she is silent though and I never hear a peep from her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Took a girl out on a date to the park last night.... Mistake taking that tw@t oh yes he's a pussy magnet but he is also a whining jealous cnut. I'm trying to cop a bit and he's fuuckin rummaging between Wow you really know how to treat a girl.. "where we going on our first date shroom, restaurant, cinema........... bowling?" says Anna ( known to her friends as Andrew lol) " No love, I'm taking you to the park to walk my wired dog" Smooth, real smooth lol LOL f***ing made me laugh that i thought the exact same thing soon as i read it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,080 Posted May 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Fuuck off we went to a restaurant first then a walk in the park.... That's how we roll in barca Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chid 6,789 Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 Fuuck off we went to McDonalds first then a walk in the park.... That's how we roll in barca 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted May 26, 2015 Report Share Posted May 26, 2015 The irony is that Anna likes the dog and thinks your a f***ing bellend....??? 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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