If You Won The Lotto.......

[WILF 44,564]

You hear all the normal "I'd get a big house/car/boat" etc etc.........well let's hear what you'd have that's a bit special ?

 

I tell you what mine would be......dwarfs !!!

 

I would have a whole f***ing battalion of little dwarfs to attend to every task........

 

And I tell what else, every one would be dressed like that little dude off "Fantasy Island".........and every time a plane flew over I would have one who's only job was to ring a bell and shout "boss, boss the plane"

 

That would be ace, bollocks to bentleys......dwarfs is the way forward

 

So come on........what unusual things would you have if you were mega rich.

 

Lol

[Chris Harrison 21]

I'd buy every western film ever made and my own ranch that looked like southfork from Dallas.

 

I'd also buy the factory I used to work at just to f#ck the 3 bosses up big time.

[Born Hunter 17,655]

A lab and a team of scientists shunned by academia for their ethically questionable research, high doses of gamma radiation and I reckon I'd be a super villain inside of 18 months...

 

Obviously the ultimate goal of a megalomaniac like me.

 

Oh, and an air craft carrier for my hobby of mutineering.

 

 

 

 

 

Realistically, I'd love a big observatory. Bit different to the usual right.

[WILF 44,564]

Monkeys dressed in clothes too......that's a must have !!

Edited October 4, 2014 by WILF

[sussex 5,776]

a 50cal ..........and enough land to use it ..............oy git orf my land ....BOOM ....

[whippet 99 2,613]

only a sick pervert would want dwarfs !!!!

[Chid 6,379]

You hear all the normal "I'd get a big house/car/boat" etc etc.........well let's hear what you'd have that's a bit special ?

I tell you what mine would be......dwarfs !!!

I would have a whole f***ing battalion of little dwarfs to attend to every task........

And I tell what else, every one would be dressed like that little dude off "Fantasy Island".........and every time a plane flew over I would have one who's only job was to ring a bell and shout "boss, boss the plane"

That would be ace, bollocks to bentleys......dwarfs is the way forward

So come on........what unusual things would you have if you were mega rich.

Lol

If you win can I be the first dwarf you employ???

[WILF 44,564]

 

You hear all the normal "I'd get a big house/car/boat" etc etc.........well let's hear what you'd have that's a bit special ?

I tell you what mine would be......dwarfs !!!

I would have a whole f***ing battalion of little dwarfs to attend to every task........

And I tell what else, every one would be dressed like that little dude off "Fantasy Island".........and every time a plane flew over I would have one who's only job was to ring a bell and shout "boss, boss the plane"

That would be ace, bollocks to bentleys......dwarfs is the way forward

So come on........what unusual things would you have if you were mega rich.

Lol

If you win can I be the first dwarf you employ???

Do you look like this ?

[forest of dean redneck 11,236]

Buy an island ,or remote property and heras fence it,

Or hire someone to find the twats that keep phoning us about ppi and loans and get them kicked the shite out of.

[noddy10 411]

^{buy a big tornado and got drop aload of bombs on the muslims, and a apache helicopter to round the sandle sniffin c**ts up who I missed first time}

[stripes 401]

First can i say wilf youre not near the wack, Can you imagine not worrying about paying the bills, and for the first time you would be living instead of existing,, and after all that bullshit i would buy a fookin big Bentley,,lol

[WILF 44,564]

And security guards.........I would have to have a little dwarf security force dressed in little jumpsuits with little berets on their heads to patrol the grounds

Edited October 4, 2014 by WILF

[Truther 1,579]

I would go round buying houses in posh areas, the places judges, bankers, lawyers ect, lived, and put families of immigrants in, rent free, free cans, and 24/7 briefs to scream racist at anybody complaining, see how they f***ing like it

[gnasher16 29,771]

Depends how much.......100 mill id quite fancy buying a football club........20 mill id quite fancy buying Wales

 

Either way having done most of the stuff i ever wanted to do in all seriousness id give the majority of it to folk who needed it more than i did.

[blackmaggie 3,375]

i would buy safc and change there kit to black and white stripes just for max but i would more than likely see family right and give alot to charity and get the lad sorted