bird 10,014 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Didn't have to think about it long. But never shook a darkies hand. Never been close enough to one, so far avoided that one lol Honest you should try it..........it really is just like shaking hands with a normal person.............long as you keep your eyes shut like went out with a black girl years ago, nice firm body and nice tits lol, apart from there (hair )there the same as a white woman , but it was in the dark though when we were shagging lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,602 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 That's a bugger, isn't it, Gnash? I had to shake hands with one, just the other week. Not natural, is it? I just tend to go for the instinctive, short, firm, 'Half Squeeze'. Enough of a full and firm grasp of their hand to let them know you're 'shaking hands'. Not just resting ye limp fingers on their hand. But, I back off at about half the natural pressure I exert ~ and I never try to crush anyones hand anyway. (I've been gripped by some right f**king tree stranglers. Actually been put out of operation for a day or two by one c***! Lovely bloke. Just too fond of the gym and genuinely didn't recognise the power he'd developed) Yeah, with females, I just like to show I mean what I'm doing ~ show a bit of respect for the gesture. But, just enough to, equally, show them I'm respecting Them, by not going all f**king caveman on them and trying to 'dominate' them, physically I love the way this geezer puts things sometimes ....." instinctive short firm half squeeze "....." i back off at about half the normal pressure i exert "....." tree stranglers "..... love it ! Its definately a tough call im a big ugly f****r so it either go,s one of two ways.....the woman either thinks to herself " he,s a big c**t i better put a lot into this " or she sthinks " he,s a big c**t im not even going to try ".....so going with your tactic Pete,depending which she chooses i either get crushed like a girl or i leave the poor lass with a few fractured metacarpels.................also if you avoid it altogether and go straight for the polite kiss on the cheek instead you risk getting a clump round the chops !...............certainly a tricky one. Funny old bussiness, who would have thought a simple human social interaction like shaking hands could hold such meaning. Yes but thats whats great about it.......you can get so much said to someone without even opening your mouth...especially if you are in company... The classic example has to be the first time meeting with the daughters new boyfriend........that handshake where you just hold on that extra second while giving him the half grin and a wink.....both of you know whats being said but the daughters none the wiser ....................as you can probably tell i go a lot on body language 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,602 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 went out with a black girl years ago, nice firm body and nice tits lol, apart from there (hair )there the same as a white woman , but it was in the dark though when we were shagging lol Bird you seem to have treacles on the brain lately im starting to get a frustration bollock ache on your behalf Dont let the ol woman see this but i propose a THL whipround to send a brass up to Bird for a few hours to get it out his system............tenner in the pot....anyone else ? 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 went out with a black girl years ago, nice firm body and nice tits lol, apart from there (hair )there the same as a white woman , but it was in the dark though when we were shagging lol Bird you seem to have treacles on the brain lately im starting to get a frustration bollock ache on your behalf Dont let the ol woman see this but i propose a THL whipround to send a brass up to Bird for a few hours to get it out his system............tenner in the pot....anyone else ? ill supply the viagra as he,ll probably blob to quick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,960 Posted April 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Funny old bussiness, who would have thought a simple human social interaction like shaking hands could hold such meaning. Yes but thats whats great about it.......you can get so much said to someone without even opening your mouth...especially if you are in company... The classic example has to be the first time meeting with the daughters new boyfriend........that handshake where you just hold on that extra second while giving him the half grin and a wink.....both of you know whats being said but the daughters none the wiser ....................as you can probably tell i go a lot on body language Yeah, I imagine a fair few hours thought has gone through prospective son in laws heads of how to play that first handshake with you. "ah f***ing hell, just be relaxed and polite, don't back down and ffs don't break eye contact!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 The handshake is always a tough one for me to assert any authority has I'm always looking up for eye contact..................and I've got little hands. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,960 Posted April 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 The handshake is always a tough one for me to assert any authority has I'm always looking up for eye contact..................and I've got little hands. Think outside the box, JB........ try firmly grasping the balls and shaking them, that'll put you in full authority of any situation! LOL. .....just be gentlemanly about it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 What a fantastic greeting the handshake is and it must be done right, for everyone. So much meaning from a handshake, power or weakness, how do you measure up...? Politicians and world leaders practice the humble handshake to death, as they must never let another exert dominance over them, especially in front of the media, never seen 'em sort of fence a little before taking grasp.... and so it filters down through us... Done originally for folk to see you were/are unarmed and come in peace for close talking.... You offered your sword hand... I love the meanings of such things... Heard one today on the radio, why we use the phrase "I turned to him and said", or "so I turned round and said..", because during the plague, folk, for fear of passing on infection, spoke back to back, only if the conversation was serious enough did they turn, hence the importance of use, of the phrase... Love that...! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,996 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Well you got a shake like a kitten bosun lol, no wonder b said his cold would have killed you scousers off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,996 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 What a fantastic greeting the handshake is and it must be done right, for everyone. So much meaning from a handshake, power or weakness, how do you measure up...? Politicians and world leaders practice the humble handshake to death as the must never let another exert dominance over them and so it filters down through us... Done for folk to see you were/are unarmed and come in peace for close talking.... I love the meanings of such things... Heard one today on the radio, why we use the phrase "I turned to him and said", or "so I turned round and said..", because during the plague, folk, for fear of passing on infection, spoke back to back, only if the conversation was serious enough did they turn, hence the importance of use, of the phrase... Love that...! idea for a thread that bosun, the old phrases and where they came from Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 What a fantastic greeting the handshake is and it must be done right, for everyone. So much meaning from a handshake, power or weakness, how do you measure up...? Politicians and world leaders practice the humble handshake to death as the must never let another exert dominance over them and so it filters down through us... Done for folk to see you were/are unarmed and come in peace for close talking.... I love the meanings of such things... Heard one today on the radio, why we use the phrase "I turned to him and said", or "so I turned round and said..", because during the plague, folk, for fear of passing on infection, spoke back to back, only if the conversation was serious enough did they turn, hence the importance of use, of the phrase... Love that...! idea for a thread that bosun, the old phrases and where they came from Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 29,095 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 The handshake is always a tough one for me to assert any authority has I'm always looking up for eye contact..................and I've got little hands. You win with the cwtch mate...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 The handshake is always a tough one for me to assert any authority has I'm always looking up for eye contact..................and I've got little hands. You win with the cwtch mate...lol Always puts people on the back foot a cwtch does butt. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 The handshake is always a tough one for me to assert any authority has I'm always looking up for eye contact..................and I've got little hands. You win with the cwtch mate...lol Always puts people on the back foot a cwtch does butt. Only the welsh can give a proper cwtch .............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted April 24, 2014 Report Share Posted April 24, 2014 Think it comes down to common sense n morals. My mum can't help but swear, can't blame her with the stuff me n my brother have got upto lol. I don't watch how I talk but I have enough common sense to know when to and when not to. As for stuff like holding the door open for people, it's just a reaction for me don't even have to think about it. Treatment towards women being a bloke I don't even argue with women. It'll only get to the point where the argument gets more and more spiteful and I know I can give em a slap so what's the point. Wouldn't walk past a bloke proper giving it to a woman either. As for treatment of the elderly I'm far from shy and try to voice my morals onto others lol. If I'm in a shop queing and notice someone old in the line I let em go infront of me. Anyone who was infront of them can accept it or be made to feel like a twat. Suppose one way I see of it spreading is the saying your as good as the company you keep. All my mates are the same and wouldn't bite their tongue if they saw something they didnt agree with. Even the ones who couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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