gnasher16 31,386 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Ray = on the verge of a mid life crisis.. You'll be buying a motorbike before long.. Just as long as he dont start calling people fella/bud and getting tribal tattoos.....he,s alright ................... Just out of curiosity Bird.....were you laying on your side or were her carpets really bouncing from side to side .....call me old fashioned but i prefer them to bounce up and down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,986 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Remember used to get this boy at work every time, the reception glass was frosted but the door glass bit wasn't, each time there was something tidy in reception I'd say "get yersel a look at that big man" so away he'd go up to the door and try and sneak a look and every time I'd bang the frosted glass and get the big gormless c**t caught perving........... that's cruel but class Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,986 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Window shopping never did any harm.....just mind the hedge trimmer cables....... good job got petrol hedge trimmer lol, just got back in from 2nd dog walk with Buck , when I was out with him down lane , who should come jogging round the corner yup lol only 2 of them , must have been her mate with her, another cracker as well. I called Buck held his collar , said he's ok he big softy he wont hurt you , they both said thanks with lovely big smile jogged past . Bloody hell I knew Buck was good for something, women love him . Dogs and young children ray Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,585 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Costs feck all to look at them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Costs feck all to look at them Aye right.. We all looked at our future wives in 'that' way once, look how much that's cost us all over the years.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanman1 411 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Costs feck all to look at them Aye right.. We all looked at our future wives in 'that' way once, look how much that's cost us all over the years.. Your not far wrong there bud! You would not belive how much shit a nice pair of tits and a tight box has caused me over the years 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,056 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Ray = on the verge of a mid life crisis.. You'll be buying a motorbike before long.. PMSL :laugh: Ray = on the verge of a mid life crisis.. You'll be buying a motorbike before long.. Just as long as he dont start calling people fella/bud and getting tribal tattoos.....he,s alright ................... Just out of curiosity Bird.....were you laying on your side or were her carpets really bouncing from side to side .....call me old fashioned but i prefer them to bounce up and down. Maybe she was doing the shimmy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,973 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 I get slapped on a regular basis snecking at chicks uptown Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 You are not alone Ray, i met this young lass in the country lanes couple of years back with her alsation pup, what a beauty, hair down to her shoulders, pearly white teeth, petite, to this day, i sometimes bump into her with her dog, id tip up my weekly pension, just to run my fingers through her hair, eh, I'd want a back massage first lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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