gonetoearth 5,144 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 (edited) Ive worked the lenth and bredth of the uk and taken people as ive found them there is good and bad every were met some real dicks and met some real people Worked with a jock i could never work out if he was a proffesional liar or the greatest micky taker in the world he had a story for every occasion he fought roberto duran as an amature he said I asked how he got on he said it was a draw lol then while talking about the sahara destert he told us he drove a bedford wagon in the army and had broke the fan belt in the middle of the desert but kept the engine running while he put his army webbing round to replace the fan belt when qestioned why his arms and hands had not neen ribbend by the fan as it turned by another ex army fella sat there listening the sweaty replied they had but the army surgeon had sprayed a can of no scar on him when they got back lol i just sat there in amazment , Edited February 28, 2014 by gonetoearth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Ive worked the lenth and bredth of the uk and taken people as ive found them there is good and bad every were met some real dicks and met some real people Worked with a jock i could never work out if he was a proffesional liar or the greatest micky taker in the world he had a story for every occasion he fought roberto duran as an amature he said I asked how he got on he said it was a draw lol then while talking about the sahara destert he told us he drove a bedford wagon in the army and had broke the fan belt in the middle of the desert but kept the engine running while he put his army webbing round to replace the fan belt when qestioned why his arms and hands had not neen ribbend by the fan as it turned by another ex army fella sat there listening the sweaty replied they had but the army surgeon had sprayed a can of no scar on him when they got back lol i just sat there in amazment ,hes a spoofing basta rd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
norseman 424 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 im a townie, and find manners are like hens teeth here, smaller towns/villages ect are like a different world though, obviously theres dickheads everywhere. Most kids these days don't have a daddy to give them a good clip though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Ive worked the lenth and bredth of the uk and taken people as ive found them there is good and bad every were met some real dicks and met some real people Worked with a jock i could never work out if he was a proffesional liar or the greatest micky taker in the world he had a story for every occasion he fought roberto duran as an amature he said I asked how he got on he said it was a draw lol then while talking about the sahara destert he told us he drove a bedford wagon in the army and had broke the fan belt in the middle of the desert but kept the engine running while he put his army webbing round to replace the fan belt when qestioned why his arms and hands had not neen ribbend by the fan as it turned by another ex army fella sat there listening the sweaty replied they had but the army surgeon had sprayed a can of no scar on him when they got back lol i just sat there in amazment ,hes a spoofing basta rd. Funny though. Worked with a lad from belfast. I always struggled to under stand him the called him the donkey. For weeks i ponderd the reason why. Untill we went on the piss. I got the bevy then the next then the next then some one esle then some one else then it was the his turn eh donkey get the fooking bar he replied i aint got a carrot lol he was the hunrgry donkey lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted February 28, 2014 Report Share Posted February 28, 2014 Hahaha.......no wonder you lot are grumpy, imagine living by a beach except its always freezing and pissing down all the time ?..........oh sorry, that's right, you do ! Lol lolLeast we got decent beaches to freeze on, shores of all mud mixed with the shit of 10 million folk that the Thames rinses out of London round your way! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
clipo 871 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) Most ignorant people in the uk are pakistani muslims All true brits have the same sense of humour as is seen on this thread.... At the comp there was one of the rarest mix of folk ive ever been in a pub with and the crack was great One thing i will say tho is, judging soley by the comp, is us english can handle our drink better :D Edited March 1, 2014 by clipo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Hahaha.......no wonder you lot are grumpy, imagine living by a beach except its always freezing and pissing down all the time ?..........oh sorry, that's right, you do ! Lol lolLeast we got decent beaches to freeze on, shores of all mud mixed with the shit of 10 million folk that the Thames rinses out of London round your way! It's not so bad, just have to watch out for the used needles ! Lol lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) This is Southern England (well South West), get below Bristol and not that many foreigners, poles mainly, Birmingham and North London, I'm not sure if they are still part of England I reckon the Northerenrs like it down here, the amount that end up in Torquay I prefer the English Riviera :laugh: Walk through Torquay or Paington and there's not an accent south of Birmingham to be heard Once when in Paington...... There was this naked bird fit as fec pussy out and everything having a photo shoot done underneath a sign saying Welcome to Paignton lol Couldn't believe it then about a year later I was sub contracting for a building firm in Blackpool, one of the lads at lunch was passing round an Escort or Fiesta or something and I shit you not there's this bird gash and hole bared all again Ah memories :laugh: Edited March 1, 2014 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,322 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 Can't beat a bit of culture ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
04fox8 168 Posted March 1, 2014 Report Share Posted March 1, 2014 iv lived in scotland, wales and england and its as simple as theres good and bad everywhere. i might be biased tho but even mates and in laws iv took back to glasgow have said they nicest folk around Found there seems to be 2 extremes with Glaswegians, Either great folk, up for the crack, Or, Complete Heid i ba's! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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