PIL 7 Posted December 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 The first chance I've had to start this thread (family are walking the dog) 11 strides out of bed this morning and at the top of the stairs i managed to slip and went down 9 steps on my coxex (spelling) and skinning me knee and one of me toes :cray: whilst hollering like a girl . Thank fook the girls had gone downstairs a few seconds earlier or we would of probably had to go to A&E With over 50,000 members I can't be the only clumsy cnut surly.... Yes you big clumsy c**t Thanks for your concern Chris nO PROBS MATE Hope you make the next fishing comp and we'll share your "concerns" over a pint :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy pepper 222 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 forgot the gravey lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) Got bit through the wellie this morning bit tender now..... serves you right wearing them in bed for your kinky christmas sex games ,, Edited December 25, 2013 by the_stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brambles 3,401 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Grandaughter got a Doc McStuffins doctor bag, while giving me an examimation she rammed the feckin thermometer down my throat, im still boakin an gagging lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,163 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Went out shopping with my mum and dad one Christmas Eve.... Woke up Christmas day led in a hospital bed in traction :laugh: I got run over 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 The first chance I've had to start this thread (family are walking the dog) 11 strides out of bed this morning and at the top of the stairs i managed to slip and went down 9 steps on my coxex (spelling) and skinning me knee and one of me toes :cray: whilst hollering like a girl . Thank fook the girls had gone downstairs a few seconds earlier or we would of probably had to go to A&E With over 50,000 members I can't be the only clumsy cnut surly.... Yes you big clumsy c**t Much as it sticks in my throat to agree with Chris, he said word for word what I was going to say. Skinned a knee and a toe? Did you have a glass of "man the f**k up" when you got downstairs? Merry Christmas Steve. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 The first chance I've had to start this thread (family are walking the dog) 11 strides out of bed this morning and at the top of the stairs i managed to slip and went down 9 steps on my coxex (spelling) and skinning me knee and one of me toes :cray: whilst hollering like a girl . Thank fook the girls had gone downstairs a few seconds earlier or we would of probably had to go to A&E With over 50,000 members I can't be the only clumsy cnut surly.... Yes you big clumsy c**t Much as it sticks in my throat to agree with Chris, he said word for word what I was going to say. Skinned a knee and a toe? Did you have a glass of "man the f**k up" when you got downstairs? Merry Christmas Steve. http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/coccydinia/Pages/Causes.aspx fell down the stairs or anal sex Quote Link to post Share on other sites
risingfriend 1,042 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Lol tell the truth mate to many sherberts last nite more like. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted December 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 The first chance I've had to start this thread (family are walking the dog) 11 strides out of bed this morning and at the top of the stairs i managed to slip and went down 9 steps on my coxex (spelling) and skinning me knee and one of me toes :cray: whilst hollering like a girl . Thank fook the girls had gone downstairs a few seconds earlier or we would of probably had to go to A&E With over 50,000 members I can't be the only clumsy cnut surly.... Yes you big clumsy c**t Much as it sticks in my throat to agree with Chris, he said word for word what I was going to say. Skinned a knee and a toe? Did you have a glass of "man the f**k up" when you got downstairs? Merry Christmas Steve. :laugh: the knee and toe are least of my worries but my lower back , by feck does that hurt :cray: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted December 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Lol tell the truth mate to many sherberts last nite more like.not a fecking drop mate just slipped on the carpet of the top stair nosing :cray: lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Forgot about the carrots until the last minute managed to get them on the plate eventually all in all a pat on the back for me Xmas dinner was great ?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobcullen79 1,495 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 took the skin off the top of my foot in the shower. got one of those f*****g shower feet things. jesus the f*****g plastic is like steel lol if anyone else got one throw it to f**k! Ha ha ha I done that this morning. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,844 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 took the skin off the top of my foot in the shower. got one of those f*****g shower feet things. jesus the f*****g plastic is like steel lol if anyone else got one throw it to f**k! Ha ha ha I done that this morning.Send them to paulus or Pete with their fecking Gollum trotters 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted December 26, 2013 Report Share Posted December 26, 2013 took the skin off the top of my foot in the shower. got one of those f*****g shower feet things. jesus the f*****g plastic is like steel lol if anyone else got one throw it to f**k! Ha ha ha I done that this morning. bad design fault mate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted December 26, 2013 Report Share Posted December 26, 2013 So far so good this year but normally most xmas i twist ma knee so two weeks of swelling then fine. And always fall over a style or two xmas time lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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