PIL 7 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 (edited) The first chance I've had to start this thread (family are walking the dog) 11 strides out of bed this morning and at the top of the stairs i managed to slip and went down 9 steps on my coxex (spelling) and skinning me knee and one of me toes :cray: whilst hollering like a girl . Thank fook the girls had gone downstairs a few seconds earlier or we would of probably had to go to A&E With over 50,000 members I can't be the only clumsy cnut surly.... Edited December 25, 2013 by PIL 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danw 1,748 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 mate I went out to feed the pheasants a bit earlier got to the first drive and the quad stalls and wont start after much swearing away it goes again get to the far end of the estate with one drive left to spin, driving like a c**t the spinner hits a rut and rolls nearly taking the quad with it after turning it back upright had to beat the hitch with a rock to get it to stay on LOL now sat infront the telly with a drink and I aint doing f**k all the rest of the day 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 took the skin off the top of my foot in the shower. got one of those f***ing shower feet things. jesus the f***ing plastic is like steel lol if anyone else got one throw it to f**k! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mickey Finn 3,087 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Went off without a hitch. Merry Christmas! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Frann 882 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 2 years ago I put my leg through the ceiling getting the sodding lights 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 2 years ago I put my leg through the ceiling getting the sodding lights 4 or 6 hundred watts lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,293 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Day aint over yet... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flipper_Al 1,012 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Spilt some beer... gutted 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Got bit through the wellie this morning bit tender now..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted December 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 took the skin off the top of my foot in the shower. got one of those f*****g shower feet things. jesus the f*****g plastic is like steel lol if anyone else got one throw it to f**k! :laugh: sorry pal made me laugh though . I hope no one has to go to A&E today of all days Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 got the shits 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,791 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Burned my hands and fingers something terrible cooking up food ahead of Xmas. Also got expanding foam stuck all over my fingers the other night so I'm looking like a self harming glue sniffer Nothing's happened today though in fact everything has gone surprisingly to plan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 The first chance I've had to start this thread (family are walking the dog) 11 strides out of bed this morning and at the top of the stairs i managed to slip and went down 9 steps on my coxex (spelling) and skinning me knee and one of me toes :cray: whilst hollering like a girl . Thank fook the girls had gone downstairs a few seconds earlier or we would of probably had to go to A&E With over 50,000 members I can't be the only clumsy cnut surly.... Yes you big clumsy c**t 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted December 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 The first chance I've had to start this thread (family are walking the dog) 11 strides out of bed this morning and at the top of the stairs i managed to slip and went down 9 steps on my coxex (spelling) and skinning me knee and one of me toes :cray: whilst hollering like a girl . Thank fook the girls had gone downstairs a few seconds earlier or we would of probably had to go to A&E With over 50,000 members I can't be the only clumsy cnut surly.... Yes you big clumsy c**t Thanks for your concern Chris 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 The first chance I've had to start this thread (family are walking the dog) 11 strides out of bed this morning and at the top of the stairs i managed to slip and went down 9 steps on my coxex (spelling) and skinning me knee and one of me toes :cray: whilst hollering like a girl . Thank fook the girls had gone downstairs a few seconds earlier or we would of probably had to go to A&E With over 50,000 members I can't be the only clumsy cnut surly.... Yes you big clumsy c**t Thanks for your concern Chris nO PROBS MATE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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