forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/357oi1/ Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 at least you wont have to be embalmbed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Stan - are you dead yet? If not, the answer to your question is "NO". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 If you are the answer is yes....!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,646 Posted July 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 .....its getting dark.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 ....too dark to see...feels like I'm knocking on heaven's door..... Hang on in there, Stan - it's only getting dark 'cos it's half-past nine!!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,910 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 .....its getting dark.... Just die in peace stan for god sake! We might hold a whip round for a memorial next week if you go quietly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 .....its getting dark.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Years ago a mate of mine went to SA to visit his bro, who lived out there and for a holiday to boot. On arrival they were off to spend a week at the coast when one of the black blokes who worked for his bro asked him to bring back some sea water, "To clean clean boss". So after a damn good beach week my mates bro, as asked, filled about 3 gallon containers full of sea water, which they gave to the bloke as they returned. His face lit up, he was well chuffed and immediately took the top off and gussled it down.. this was followed by the most horrendous vomiting my mate ever seen.. The fella puked himself inside out.... And then came back to his feet and pronounced himself "Clean clean" rubbing his belly to show what he meant...!! Maybe you are now 'clean clean' Stan... From the inside out.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Years ago a mate of mine went to SA to visit his bro, who lived out there and for a holiday to boot. On arrival they were off to spend a week at the coast when one of the black blokes who worked for his bro asked him to bring back some sea water, "To clean clean boss". So after a damn good beach week my mates bro, as asked, filled about 3 gallon containers full of sea water, which they gave to the bloke as they returned. His face lit up, he was well chuffed and immediately took the top off and gussled it down.. this was followed by the most horrendous vomiting my mate ever seen.. The fella puked himself inside out.... And then came back to his feet and pronounced himself "Clean clean" rubbing his belly to show what he meant...!! Maybe you are now 'clean clean' Stan... From the inside out.... you can cleanse the body but not the mind .... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Drink a bucket full of lime..it may neutralize the bad shite that is about to erupt out of your arse.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 .....its getting dark.... Drama queen. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 .....its getting dark.... it does in the night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WoodsmanJim 160 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 (edited) My Mrs is a GP, I just showed her this thread and she said "if that guys is serious and not exaggerating I'd have had him down a&e immediately"! And believe me mate, she doesn't dish out sympathy easily!! Why the heck would you ask on a hunting forum if those are your symptoms and not just go straight to the fecking hospital?? Hope you're ok bud, sounds rotten. Jim Edited July 10, 2013 by WoodsmanJim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 My Mrs is a GP, I just showed her this thread and she said "if that guys is serious and not exaggerating I'd have had him down a&e immediately"! And believe me mate, she doesn't dish out sympathy easily!! Why the heck would you ask on a hunting forum if those are your symptoms and not just go straight to the fecking hospital?? Hope you're ok bud, sounds rotten. Jim ..but his insides are sparkly clean! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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