greg64 2,994 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 a cockroach can live for nine days without its head before it dies of starvation Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Horses can't vomit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 The cheetah is not the fastest animal on the planet as widely renouned 75mph. The fastest animal on earth is in fact the Peregrine falcon which can reach speeds of 200mph in a dive! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Rudolph Hess was the last prisoner to be kept in the Tower of London . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 The cheetah is not the fastest animal on the planet as widely renouned 75mph. The fastest animal on earth is in fact the Peregrine falcon which can reach speeds of 200mph in a dive! Fastest land 'animal'..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 The typical lead pencil can draw a line that is thirty five miles long Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 pencils dont contain lead lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 pencils dont contain lead lol A f***ing lead pencil does........... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,688 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 A shewee is a female urination device that enables women to pee standing up like lads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,007 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 White smoke has come from the Chapel !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,007 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Timed the Above Well . . Where were you when they chose the Pope in 2013 . . On The Hunting Life I'll Say ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,007 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 (edited) Timed the Above Well . . Where were you when they chose the Pope in 2013 . . On The Hunting Life I'll Say ! edited to Add "where's Scot" . . Was he in The Running ? Oops sorry he's reading this Thread . . Lol. Edited March 13, 2013 by lanesra Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 semen only contains about 10% of sperm, the rest consists of enzymes,vitamin c, calcum protein,zinc, sodium, critic acid, and fructose sugar.. so take note ladys....think healthy, and dont be shy GET healthy today PS GENTS.. dont forget to remind your woman(or man for that mater) what tomorrow is national steak and blow job day.. have fun.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 semen only contains about 10% of sperm, the rest consists of enzymes,vitamin c, calcum protein,zinc, sodium, critic acid, and fructose sugar.. so take note ladys....think healthy, and dont be shy GET healthy today PS GENTS.. dont forget to remind your woman(or man for that mater) what tomorrow is national steak and blow job day.. have fun.. That should suit you just fine then mate......have some peppercorn sauce wi yer steak though, should take away the taste of all the cocks you'll be sucking!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 semen only contains about 10% of sperm, the rest consists of enzymes,vitamin c, calcum protein,zinc, sodium, critic acid, and fructose sugar.. so take note ladys....think healthy, and dont be shy GET healthy today PS GENTS.. dont forget to remind your woman(or man for that mater) what tomorrow is national steak and blow job day.. have fun.. That should suit you just fine then mate......have some peppercorn sauce wi yer steak though, should take away the taste of all the cocks you'll be sucking!!! as you be cooking it for me i shall leave you to cook it as you see fit not to under or over cooked tho sweet pea see you tomorrow.. say 8 ish??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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