johnny boy68 11,725 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I tell you lab old gnash will take one butchers hook at that mountain and will be on the dog and bone to his china plate to help him train on his apple and pairs and if there is bangers and mash involved he will get his bricks and mortar to help get his bacon and eggs up to the required standard needed .... He won't even stop for some darling daughter ... Once he leaves his cat an mouse and puts on his dinky doos he will have his mince pies on the summit and won't give a Barclays Bank for anybody else .... He may have a dicky bird in your ear at the end and if you are a canary you could end up brown bread .... I don't want to worry you Tom and dick so to keep him happy tell your trouble and strife that you will be taking him for a tiddlywink at the rub a dub tub and he will need an Uncle Ned for the night and a ruby Murray as long as it don't make him raspberry tart and he hasn't got to put his hand in his sky rocket and pay for the Brittany spears ..... Now lab use your loaf of bread and listen to these fish n chips I have given you ............ Hahahahahaha........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,030 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I tell you lab old gnash will take one butchers hook at that mountain and will be on the dog and bone to his china plate to help him train on his apple and pairs and if there is bangers and mash involved he will get his bricks and mortar to help get his bacon and eggs up to the required standard needed .... He won't even stop for some darling daughter ... Once he leaves his cat an mouse and puts on his dinky doos he will have his mince pies on the summit and won't give a Barclays Bank for anybody else .... He may have a dicky bird in your ear at the end and if you are a canary you could end up brown bread .... I don't want to worry you Tom and dick so to keep him happy tell your trouble and strife that you will be taking him for a tiddlywink at the rub a dub tub and he will need an Uncle Ned for the night and a ruby Murray as long as it don't make him raspberry tart and he hasn't got to put his hand in his sky rocket and pay for the Brittany spears ..... Now lab use your loaf of bread and listen to these fish n chips I have given you ............ PMSL :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I tell you lab old gnash will take one butchers hook at that mountain and will be on the dog and bone to his china plate to help him train on his apple and pairs and if there is bangers and mash involved he will get his bricks and mortar to help get his bacon and eggs up to the required standard needed .... He won't even stop for some darling daughter ... Once he leaves his cat an mouse and puts on his dinky doos he will have his mince pies on the summit and won't give a Barclays Bank for anybody else .... He may have a dicky bird in your ear at the end and if you are a canary you could end up brown bread .... I don't want to worry you Tom and dick so to keep him happy tell your trouble and strife that you will be taking him for a tiddlywink at the rub a dub tub and he will need an Uncle Ned for the night and a ruby Murray as long as it don't make him raspberry tart and he hasn't got to put his hand in his sky rocket and pay for the Brittany spears ..... Now lab use your loaf of bread and listen to these fish n chips I have given you ............ haha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BORDERSCOT 3,816 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I know because I charge top dollar for my services and I know my clients appreciate and they expect it. It's part of the 'experience', if you will. Over the years ive often observed from a distance people who will eat in a posh restaurant dressed up to the nines,talking down to staff,engaging in " look how well im doing " conversations so anyone in earshot can be so impressed,picking holes in everything........................then leave and get into their crappy Ford Mondeo leaving everyone in the restaurant whispering about what a shower of c**ts they were. Its a way for them to " rise above " their usual level even if just for a short time before returning to the norm. Alternatively,a bunch of roughly spoken,slightly loud and aggressive blokes in footie tops or t shirts talking footie,engaging the staff in friendly chat with good manners.......................pay,then leave and get into 100k cars leaving everyone in the restaurant saying what a likeable bunch they were. Dining out can be the ultimate bravado bullshit !!.............But,each to their own and we all choose our own friends. What a strange little fellow you are. I don't think I've come across anyone whom takes it upon themselves to make such wild assumptions about another person. As I'm sure you don't need me to tell you what assumptions are the mother of I feel it necessary to correct you about the brush you have tarred me with. Firstly, I've done waitering and bar work in my late teens and early twenties so I know exactly what it's like to be on that side of the fence. That's why I'm always courteous to those waiting on me when I'm dining out. As I said, if there's a problem I'll raise it with the waiter/ess directly first but again in a discreet way. Secondly, I don't need to raise my voice to be heard. I'm eloquent enough so as I don't need to be obnoxious like the folk you've clearly clocked in whatever trough you have your snout in. Thirdly, I don't drive a ford mondeo, I drive a VW transporter as I need it for my work. I don't have the need for another vehicle as my wife has a car and we take that if we go out anywhere. Lastly, the only people I've seen wearing footie shirts and driving £100k cars are the footballers themselves. Now, if you feel you need to have the last word then please feel free to do so but I shall take it as a sign that when you have spoken of people talking loudly and in a demeaning way to staff in restaurants that you haven't cottoned on that you have been staring in to a mirror. Little fellow!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Lab 10,979 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I tell you lab old gnash will take one butchers hook at that mountain and will be on the dog and bone to his china plate to help him train on his apple and pairs and if there is bangers and mash involved he will get his bricks and mortar to help get his bacon and eggs up to the required standard needed .... He won't even stop for some darling daughter ... Once he leaves his cat an mouse and puts on his dinky doos he will have his mince pies on the summit and won't give a Barclays Bank for anybody else .... He may have a dicky bird in your ear at the end and if you are a canary you could end up brown bread .... I don't want to worry you Tom and dick so to keep him happy tell your trouble and strife that you will be taking him for a tiddlywink at the rub a dub tub and he will need an Uncle Ned for the night and a ruby Murray as long as it don't make him raspberry tart and he hasn't got to put his hand in his sky rocket and pay for the Brittany spears ..... Now lab use your loaf of bread and listen to these fish n chips I have given you ............ pmsl..... What's a 'tiddlywink"...:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 25,165 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 drink 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fatasafool 216 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Some moaning cnuts on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferretville 69 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Not a bad thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,482 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Lol @ socks..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdalejoel 669 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 i used to work in a fairly high class restraunt/hotel... and too be honest i wasnt too arsed if someone didnt tip, we always got told to put it in the pot and it got shared out.... so if you got tipped £30 in a night you could end up with £3 after it was all shared out, including the c**ts in the kitchen..... but if i served someone all night and they left a tip it would always end up in my pocket... but tbh id rather it go to the poor portugese immigrants in the kitchen that washed the plates, worked 11 hours a day 6 days a week and were treated like shite... my job was piss easy compared to theres. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,829 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 What a strange little fellow you are. I don't think I've come across anyone whom takes it upon themselves to make such wild assumptions about another person. As I'm sure you don't need me to tell you what assumptions are the mother of I feel it necessary to correct you about the brush you have tarred me with. Firstly, I've done waitering and bar work in my late teens and early twenties so I know exactly what it's like to be on that side of the fence. That's why I'm always courteous to those waiting on me when I'm dining out. As I said, if there's a problem I'll raise it with the waiter/ess directly first but again in a discreet way. Secondly, I don't need to raise my voice to be heard. I'm eloquent enough so as I don't need to be obnoxious like the folk you've clearly clocked in whatever trough you have your snout in. Thirdly, I don't drive a ford mondeo, I drive a VW transporter as I need it for my work. I don't have the need for another vehicle as my wife has a car and we take that if we go out anywhere. Lastly, the only people I've seen wearing footie shirts and driving £100k cars are the footballers themselves. Now, if you feel you need to have the last word then please feel free to do so but I shall take it as a sign that when you have spoken of people talking loudly and in a demeaning way to staff in restaurants that you haven't cottoned on that you have been staring in to a mirror. Oh dear !!!!...............What was that you said about making assumptions .......I cant even be bothered mate,some of us aint got nothing to prove What a wally ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,829 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I tell you lab old gnash will take one butchers hook at that mountain and will be on the dog and bone to his china plate to help him train on his apple and pairs and if there is bangers and mash involved he will get his bricks and mortar to help get his bacon and eggs up to the required standard needed .... He won't even stop for some darling daughter ... Once he leaves his cat an mouse and puts on his dinky doos he will have his mince pies on the summit and won't give a Barclays Bank for anybody else .... He may have a dicky bird in your ear at the end and if you are a canary you could end up brown bread .... I don't want to worry you Tom and dick so to keep him happy tell your trouble and strife that you will be taking him for a tiddlywink at the rub a dub tub and he will need an Uncle Ned for the night and a ruby Murray as long as it don't make him raspberry tart and he hasn't got to put his hand in his sky rocket and pay for the Brittany spears ..... Now lab use your loaf of bread and listen to these fish n chips I have given you ............ ..............Cant you just tell he,s Welsh ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I tell you lab old gnash will take one butchers hook at that mountain and will be on the dog and bone to his china plate to help him train on his apple and pairs and if there is bangers and mash involved he will get his bricks and mortar to help get his bacon and eggs up to the required standard needed .... He won't even stop for some darling daughter ... Once he leaves his cat an mouse and puts on his dinky doos he will have his mince pies on the summit and won't give a Barclays Bank for anybody else .... He may have a dicky bird in your ear at the end and if you are a canary you could end up brown bread .... I don't want to worry you Tom and dick so to keep him happy tell your trouble and strife that you will be taking him for a tiddlywink at the rub a dub tub and he will need an Uncle Ned for the night and a ruby Murray as long as it don't make him raspberry tart and he hasn't got to put his hand in his sky rocket and pay for the Brittany spears ..... Now lab use your loaf of bread and listen to these fish n chips I have given you ............ ..............Cant you just tell he,s Welsh ! Oi dontt take the jimmy riddle fella ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 foook me you are a real colonel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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