Lab 10,979 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 I know a lassy who was engaged to a guy for over a year, the guy left her for a guy. The lassy was devastated, even more so than if he'd left her for a woman. 26 she is and as fit as f**k lol. I hope being a gentleman you did the right thing and gave her a....ahem.... a shoulder to cry on Ohhhh aye mate, still am some bit of gear ill tell yea, swallows too oooops too much info lol What a load of shit!!!.... Ill load of shit ya wee fanny, you been taking them steroid pills again. If I could prove it by putting a photo of her up in a fetching Santas elf suit I would, but I don't need to so I won't. Just cos your getting fuckall lab, don't mean the rest of us aren't only fly in the ointment is she is friends with the ex. Btw, how I know she swallows, she told me. She tells me everything lol. She lost the crown of a tooth sucking a guy off, locked a jaw one too lol. Aye she is some bit of stuff. Load of shite yea, ya fud To answer your first question...."Yes".......so i'd be more polite..... AAhahahahhahahahahaahaha She told me.....so you aint f****d her.... Thats why i'm on so late today my lady friend has just left.......oh and she is a naughty girl...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,725 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Lab, how do you know he was gay? He might liked the way you done the time warp...... is that who you had dinner with the other night Oh i could just tell mate..... It was his beautiful lassie pal who came over and asked me if i would like to dance with her friend......i thought "If she anything like you i'll be doing more than dancing!!".....She pointed too her friend.....a guy with a kinda vest top on, glasses and spiky f*****g hairy....... "No thanks!!"..... Aye lab heard you prefer them more "buff" Well thats you out then eh, small fry............. Aye Pud.........my loss hey. ......i could put you on like a welly boot JB......................"POP"..... You've got me intriuged now.......had to mention wellies didn't you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
*The*Field*Marshall* 674 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Referring to the original statement/question "Gay Marriage????????????" My take of it, if TWO consenting adults WANT to be together who are we or any authority to deny them the right to be together, regardless of how perverted we may deem their behaviour to be, its their choice. We are responsible to ourselves only. . However, let me make this clear "Gay Marriage" is not possible. Marriage, as previously stated, is a Biblical Constitution, it condones a lifelong, one man for one woman policy only. . Regardless of whether we dislike or disagree with it, that is what it is. I'm all for whoever doing whatever (within reason) but lets not call it legitimate and compare it to the real thing. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 I've never known anyone become a better fighter by pumping iron lab and besides, don't assume we are all wee nyaffs like you were before you discovered what a gym was for. You've only been going a year and to listen to you, you'd think you were Geoff capes as for I haven't pumped her, I have actually, several times. I don't think you grasp what the swallow term entails...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 I know a lassy who was engaged to a guy for over a year, the guy left her for a guy. The lassy was devastated, even more so than if he'd left her for a woman. 26 she is and as fit as f**k lol. I hope being a gentleman you did the right thing and gave her a....ahem.... a shoulder to cry on Ohhhh aye mate, still am some bit of gear ill tell yea, swallows too oooops too much info lol What a load of shit!!!.... I believe him he's not the one saying gays are cool! bite hard on that pillow lab I never said Gays are cool....i'm just not that shallow to say that i dont like gays. Fair enough these twats like Rylan and that, over camp....but its not the gay part i dislike its just that style of person i dislike. Theres plenty folk out there in day to day that are gay and you wouldnt know it. I mean if you worked on lets say a building site with a bunch of lads and got too know them pretty well and then after a year on the site one lad turns too you and says "I'm gay by the way" do you never speak to him again? If you wouldn't your needing to go and take yer face for a shite!!!.... Agreed as I said I have known and do know a couple of lads that bat for Hampshire and they are good lads not your Louie Spence types at all. So it's not that I don't like them, I mean I'm especially quite fond of lesbians. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 I've never known anyone become a better fighter by pumping iron lab and besides, don't assume we are all wee nyaffs like you were before you discovered what a gym was for. You've only been going a year and to listen to you, you'd think you were Geoff capes as for I haven't pumped her, I have actually, several times. I don't think you grasp what the swallow term entails...... Oh shut up you tart i'm not taking roids ya fanny, i dont know you lost your humour somewhere along the line Baw....maybe that lassie swallowed it..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlie caller 3,654 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 I know a lassy who was engaged to a guy for over a year, the guy left her for a guy. The lassy was devastated, even more so than if he'd left her for a woman. 26 she is and as fit as f**k lol. I hope being a gentleman you did the right thing and gave her a....ahem.... a shoulder to cry on Ohhhh aye mate, still am some bit of gear ill tell yea, swallows too oooops too much info lol What a load of shit!!!.... I believe him he's not the one saying gays are cool! bite hard on that pillow lab I never said Gays are cool....i'm just not that shallow to say that i dont like gays. Fair enough these twats like Rylan and that, over camp....but its not the gay part i dislike its just that style of person i dislike. Theres plenty folk out there in day to day that are gay and you wouldnt know it. I mean if you worked on lets say a building site with a bunch of lads and got too know them pretty well and then after a year on the site one lad turns too you and says "I'm gay by the way" do you never speak to him again? If you wouldn't your needing to go and take yer face for a shite!!!.... Agreed as I said I have known and do know a couple of lads that bat for Hampshire and they are good lads not your Louie Spence types at all. So it's not that I don't like them, I mean I'm especially quite fond of lesbians. Well I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body,and I can tell you all its great,if a little frustrating at times,as I have always fancied having a crack at lesbian porn,but they keep telling me I dont have the figure for it,SHAME. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Best thing to come out of this thread is :"bat for hampshire" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Lol lab, no worries pal. She ain't swallowed anything of mine more the pity lol. Just a confused young attractive lady. I def think they are dirtier now than they were in my 20's Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Lol lab, no worries pal. She ain't swallowed anything of mine more the pity lol. Just a confused young attractive lady. I def think they are dirtier now than they were in my 20's Well since i went with the same lassie for near on 12 years and i'm only 32 ive just found out lately what some girls are like.........and i like it!!.... What a f*****g waste of 12 years it really was..... . Sitting here typing i'm sore, actually sore....... f**k knows how she feels........... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 I'm sure her strap on is worn, but not sore mate 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 I'm sure her strap on is worn, but not sore mate I had not long hit the 'post' and i knew that was going to come back and bite me on the arse......... Ive only known her a few months mate........ive got a 3 month ban on that till i get to know her better.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Lmfao lab, I know exactly what you mean ill never fall into that trap again, f**k that. That lassy I'm telling you about, only seen her half a dozen times, last was October, tuned to the moon but has the right outlook in life. Layed back, doesn't give a f**k if she doesn't hear from you one month to the next lol. I'm glad I had those conversations with buttermilk or I wouldn't have a clue what sexy texting was 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,725 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 Gay marriage to lab and baws sex life........only on THL !!! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 28, 2012 Report Share Posted December 28, 2012 f*****g brilliant Johnny, what a place Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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