karl p 31 Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 When I 1st started lampn 10 yrs ago I had a blitz an the biggest battery u cud get! wlkn across a field a good walk from were lived farmer comes out an across the fields in his Lanny I ran 4 cover he let his dogs out so I was up a tree with the battery stil in me bag on me back the dogs were at the bottom barking at me I was shaking like a leaf but laughing! SNAP the branch snapped an I fell out the tree on top of his dog farmer was pissing himself I was crying me eyes out hahahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
boyo 1,398 Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 we were out lamping one night and i couldnt get over a electric fence because hadnt long had hip operation so the boys put their foot on fence for me to step over i was half way over and it came on top they left the fence go and it got me in the goolies feck me didnt i jump that fence .another night lamping a feild with bullocks in the next part of feild separated with sheep wire anyway they charged down the feild straight through the fence and dragged the fence posts and all straight at us one of the scariest moments ever .a funny moment last season was we were doing pest control on long ears and a mate who was out on tag fancied a day out because he hadnt been before anyway the old bill came to check us out and saw we had permission so were fine but i persuaded the sergent to handcuff my mate to the car and i took a photograph on the phone and sent it to his wifes mobile she was on the phone screaming and calling me all the fing bing c tsbecause she asked me not to take him with us Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted August 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Some funny stories there guys. Here's a strange one for you. I had this lovely wee fawn bitch many years ago, Catcher hated this dog with a passion for some reason and the more he slagged it off the more stuff she used to catch, she just appeared to have the knack of being in the right place at the right time usually from under the nose of his dog . Anyway had her out one night on the lamp and she got on a hare. The hare took her all around the field and then past us at the gate we were watching from. That was the last I ever saw of her just disappeared. Searched all night for her and the next day and al the cat and dog homes in the area but never did find her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale666 1,620 Posted August 6, 2011 Report Share Posted August 6, 2011 Some great reading on here lads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
secretagentmole 1,701 Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 Mate of mine (Tufty) decided to get into ferreting when we were 13 or 14. Had a beautiful set up, couple of ferrets and a polecat named Zorro, the polecat looked evil and was evil, I think you could just stand it in front of a warren and the rabbits would be piling for the exits, it was ok to handle though, just looked really evil. We had some sport on the common and decided to try the edges, there was a nice little copse, looked to be ok to go into, so we walked round, set the nets, slipped the polecat in and sat back and waited. There is no greater laxative than hearing a side by side being cocked as the cold barrel presses against the back of your neck. You do not move, you freeze. "Whad'yoo think yoo doing boi?" comes the enquiry. "Shitting meself! comes the reply. "Yoo ferritin?" the voice enquires from behind again. "Yes" "Yoo on moi land" the voice states "Ain't no bleddy rabbits down there anyway, cum yoo on, got some work fer yoo..." The farmer made us get the polecat out, then he took us to warrens all over the farm. Went back months and months after, he liked it, free rabbit control and some tasty dinners, we always worked full warrens so no leaving the ferret down something cleared by mixy! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mighty celt 996 Posted August 7, 2011 Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 me and a mate were on our way lamping 1 night when we passed another bit of premission of ours and see two transit vans parked at a gate so we stopped and we could see them lamping down on the other side of the valley so we decided lets pay them a visit back in the jeep circled round we creeped up 2 them as close as we could get turned lamp on them we both left off a couple of roar they took of down the hill like lighting 1 guy went tumbling all the way down a steep hill they crossed the river like a pack of deer jumping on 1 another they must of been soaked we were bits nearly wet myself with laughter never seen 5 blokes move so fast.it realy made our nite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
undisputed 1,664 Posted August 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2011 This is one I wish I was involved in. Going back a few years ago Keano had phoned me to go out but I declined as I had a night out. A few of the guys went to one of the bits we do and has an industrial park. Anyways as they were shining the lamp it fell on a guy in the distance who was obviously up to no good. As the lamps fell on him he bolted like whippet out a trap. Keano went to were the guy had been and lo and behold found 20 boxes of Jack Daniels. Quick phone call and a short time later the JD was redistributed just in time for Xmas. Not one bunny and they call themselves hunters. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LurcherLad94 2,582 Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 Good read lads sure there is some more to add now 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,438 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 I remeber lamping one night and a little shetland stalion started bitting my beddy whippet and because she was steady with stock she just stood there crying when it bit her so I being a real brain box slapped the shetlands arse now that would of been fine had I not been stood behind the f****r it booted me right in the knackers,droped me like a sack of shit and then started to bite me when i was on the floor i let go of the lead and the dog f****d off and my mate stood there not more than 10 ft away laughing his cock off http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/rofl.gif . 19st 6ft 2 and got bested by a midget horse real crack. http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/wallbash.gif http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/wallbash.gif Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jackthelad 2,100 Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 Fishing the gad loch one night.... 6 of us walking through auchinairn 4 am [BANNED TEXT] an Astra screams in 4 guys jump out shouting my mate skelped first guy so we all fired in..... Then one shouts police..... f***ing bolted only one of us got caught....., haha same boys ferreting standing on a warren 2 my mates start scrapping over half a mars bar lol digging a fix on canal bank my mate goes in to scruff the fox haha bit clean thru the finger dropped the fox an my russel an fox end up in the knolly feckin freezin winters morning am up to my chin in water reached under grabbed the dog pulled him up bit a spluttering n he was fine..... Fox was stone dead 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,588 Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 A guy wanted to see what it was all about so i said i will take you out , turns out hes shit scared of horses and cows and the dark made him worse . im ripping the piss out him big fecker of a bull in here dont make any noise and we should be fine .gets to a typical gate, squint and held but by bale twine i though sod that i will cross at the fence one step left im up to my shoulders in brambles in a burn 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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