stabba 10,745 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Just wait while its dark and accidentley knock seven shades of shite out of him..then do it again and again till he gets the message..eventually he,ll see the error of his ways Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trappa 517 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Cant you pay a mate £50 to put him in hospital? That or get your mate to say you were with him (alibi) and give him a hiding in his backyard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Just wait while its dark and accidentley knock seven shades of shite out of him..then do it again and again till he gets the message..eventually he,ll see the error of his ways You read my mind mate...... ...............its not tb is it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 He's give you all kinds of shite, swore at your wife and your kids and you're still yet to leather the head off him . If you think he would get the better of you then do what ever you need to do to get the upper hand. It's not like he deserves a fair fight for scaring your wife and kids anyway is it. Just blind the c*nt then lash him out of it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
henarchchar 64 Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 He's give you all kinds of shite, swore at your wife and your kids and you're still yet to leather the head off him . If you think he would get the better of you then do what ever you need to do to get the upper hand. It's not like he deserves a fair fight for scaring your wife and kids anyway is it. Just blind the c*nt then lash him out of it. given a few nice slaps but he is 1 of those little shits who just will not die Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,640 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 I feel for you matey, jmho but the only place a "few slaps" will get you is in the nick. The way I see it, you have two choices with c**ts like this, you either have to take him for a ride and see to it that he dribbles for the rest of his life or you drive plod nuts making reports that you have seen him entering his house with a gun, he has threatened to kill you, he has come at you with a knife......different story every week till the c**t is so sick of having his door kicked in he leaves off. Drive him mad and drive plod mad, they will sort it sooner or later Quote Link to post Share on other sites
henarchchar 64 Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 I feel for you matey, jmho but the only place a "few slaps" will get you is in the nick. The way I see it, you have two choices with c**ts like this, you either have to take him for a ride and see to it that he dribbles for the rest of his life or you drive plod nuts making reports that you have seen him entering his house with a gun, he has threatened to kill you, he has come at you with a knife......different story every week till the c**t is so sick of having his door kicked in he leaves off. Drive him mad and drive plod mad, they will sort it sooner or later now thats a plan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Qbgrey 3,991 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 yes you can kill a neighbour but not on sundays! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,108 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 its ok to kill your neighbour but not right now... there out of season you know.. its fround upon to kill a summer neighbour smithie when are they in season its tricky that. i always thought that seasons varied depending on colour and religion. i might be wrong though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 What ever you do, don't start a thread on a public internet forum about it just before you do. . . . . . . . or just after. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 What ever you do, don't start a thread on a public internet forum about it just before you do. . . . . . . . or just after. ain't that the truth!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mangy1983 51 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 What ever you do, don't start a thread on a public internet forum about it just before you do. . . . . . . . or just after. ain't that the truth!!!!! Reminds me of this story http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/google-m-for-murder-google-search-results-help-identify-alleged-murderess/ cheers Callum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kingnewport 19 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Just pay some one 1 to break his legs , heck I'll do it for a tenner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 What ever you do, don't start a thread on a public internet forum about it just before you do. . . . . . . . or just after. ain't that the truth!!!!! Reminds me of this story http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/google-m-for-murder-google-search-results-help-identify-alleged-murderess/ cheers Callum f'ckin hell...I hope no thai birds get kidnapped, wrapped in cling film, bummed and then put on her hands and knees and used as a coffee table, they'd definitely know it was me!!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,593 Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 find something that you know he's had in his hand (spade, trowel....anything like that), put on a pair of gloves and take it, use it to break into a shop at night and accidently drop it in the shop, when the rozzers take finger prints off it guess who's doing time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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