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  1. All the best then on both your quests. Wish you were closer cause I'm in the marquee business.
  2. Evening J. Not heard anything and wondered how you are getting on with your quest for the Muntjac.
  3. Have him sign up for the Scotland RUFC and without any training he'll be in.LOL.
  4. Got a sneaking suspicion I'd be back later.
  5. Strange questions from someone with an open ticket. I would imagine you know the clandestine nature of the beast.
  6. Well you guys. Got back from Fuertoventura early this morning and apart from Sunday dinner had to strain the damsons. The colour is fantastic and the right amount of fermentation going on. Put it all in a Rumptoff and just got to decide between gin or vodka, Looked at the sloe situation and to be honest we in this area don't have a problem. Bring on the first frost and we will be picking. What's this I read about people paying for sloes?? Flipping heck we could make a fortune from here.If you want some then please let me know. Not bothered about making money but I can't let you guys go without
  7. Jocky me lad. Get your arse over to mine and I'll sort your onions.
  8. Fooled you into thinking he is your mate, The vans a figment of your imagination and the metalwork is no more.Bet you bought the round as well.
  9. Far too late. They've nicked them back.
  10. Can't believe they weren't weighed in.
  11. My lads will definitely not wait that long. I dropped a bit of a bollock however in as much as using a double bag of sugar. Had to go out and pick another 5lbs. Shucks that means 4 litres of vodka. Can't wait till January.
  12. Owd mon in this area. Silly owd mon nearer to here. Silly owd cnt out of earshot.
  13. Jok south of the border must be a bull shitter. Funny olde worlde??
  14. Old?? Could you be referring to me young person??
  15. Robert The Bruce.?? True King of the Empire.
  16. Kind of agree Foxdropper. Not sure if you are taking the piss or what but what a load of shite.
  17. jok

    Ferreting

    As I said it's a bit of a trek but my mate and I are willing to give you a couple of days. We are near Alrewas, Staffs.
  18. Thinking about your question lol. If you consider it, kits born in April will be 8 months by November which isn't a bad time to introduce to small buries. That and the terrier will be 7 months. Marriage made in Heaven I'd say.
  19. Eh up cattykid. I kn ow you know your stuff but can I suggest something. I'm something of a wood turning buff and came across LIQUID GOLD Wood Reviver. Now it isn't cheap but by gum it makes grain look and smell fantastic. All my bowls are finised with this and we now do all the woodwork in the house. Well worth a go. Jok.
  20. My immediate thoughts are that you have to buy them. Cost enough already to run an allotment.
  21. jok

    What's This

    It's a dog turd bigger than a Spa lol
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