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  1. ditchman
    dont feel right....dont trust her....lot of hate there yup agree with that.....and priti patel at a push.....she has a loverly arse
  2. ditchman
    Imagine her sitting on yer face...........that shouldnt be in the public domaine.....who the feck gave her a leg up.... "oooohhhh i must go on the telly and show the world what a twat i am "
  3. ditchman
    finishing off pack of belly pork from the other day...
  4. ditchman
    what is it.............she /it is that ugly she would have to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink....
  5. ditchman
    im looking at the "vomit" emoji
  6. ditchman
    in Norfolk we call it "the eat now or die shelf"
  7. ditchman
    off the cheap shelf from the co-op........
  8. ditchman
    she's looking after you......she will be making "demands" on you later....beware
  9. ditchman
    once again im salivating......looks loverly
  10. ditchman
    damn that looks good
  11. ditchman
    Madras & Roti's
  12. ditchman
    im doing roti with me madras tomorrow
  13. ditchman
    Steady now ...steady
  14. ditchman
    ive had the cheese and fish cake ones out of the fresh cool shelf and they are very nice....havnt seen the frozen ones yet
  15. ditchman
    Brown sugar...........tomatoe sauce.....soya sauce...........(and anything else you fancy) you are right about the beans ,,,but now that would be too much for me poor ole tum
  16. ditchman
    Cowboy food today ...belly pork was melt in yer mouff (apart from the crispy bits) the sauce had 3 ingredients......no fancy lardi-da spices
  17. ditchman
    Now that is HARCORE FOOD PORN END OF everything i see is perfect
  18. ditchman
    now thats interesting.............err.....field expediancy !!! have to get me MAPP gas burner out
  19. ditchman
    loved outside cooking...i used a well fired flowerpot...i had several dotted around the countryside...........be careful using galvanised buckets etc ...when used they will give off cyanide gas.....that stuff is a welders nightmare....alright when it is well burnt off........
  20. ditchman
    thats very deep for you...not with you....something to do with stuffing ?
  21. ditchman
    do i get my own flag ?
  22. ditchman
    Meanwhile back at the ranch................ ive gone vedgy
  23. ditchman
    quite honestly Mel ....i have never ever stuck a lighted joss stick into a donkeys bottom....i will leave that to the professionals........ jeesus there are some sic fecks on this website
  24. ditchman
    i thought it was more to do with tramps taking a dump on your porch and you sticking joss-sticks up a donkeys bottom the people on here really need to be aware of your picadillos...
  25. ditchman
    im speechless................you prick-teasing slut......you need to stop taking fresh ginger matey...its making your anus chatter .....thats what the bum boys can hear.....its like a bloody mating call
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