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  1. ditchman
    i had 3 jehova's around here bangin on doors askin if you wanted to come to god the other day.......after 15 secs i lost the will to live....my eyes glazed over and developed a 1000yd stare..i started to defacate in my pants and wee'd myself...myknees started to buckle as i hung onto the door handle............ luckerly they got my message and soon relised i was not getting theirs.... poilticians i can deal with with ruthless invective....Johova's do my head in...........(mind you one of the Johova's had loverly knockers)
  2. ditchman
    i have this video embedded in my laptop...and whenever i feel down i watch it and roar with laughter.....also the monty python ..life of brian whistling on the cross.....which i will play when we get the 3 minit warning
  3. ditchman
    angela raynor can kneel infront of me anyday (or night)
  4. ditchman
    Brand the bitch on her forhead
  5. ditchman
    Bots ?
  6. ditchman
    the worst people in this and all elections are the people themselves......the lazy disinterested fucks...who are the first to piss gripe and moan................AND THEY HAVE NEVER CAST THEIR VOTE in the first place............
  7. ditchman
    coming from you that is something big boy
  8. ditchman
    speaking of which..........sausages again.......and for you Mel BBQ'ued hampsters next week
  9. ditchman
    i dont know what you are larfing at Melb3.........i know you have one or two irregularities....which we wont go into at this moment in time
  10. ditchman
    my gawd Macken is a bleedin 'obbit....
  11. ditchman
    i love haggis and bashed neaps...........supreme
  12. ditchman
    nope ..im fat sarah's ex boyfriend............she taught me alot of stuff back then
  13. ditchman
    tooooooooooooo feckin late mate
  14. ditchman
    they make a gay version of the buger as well...its served with the waitors erect penis in it....."with jizz sir or without jizz sir ? "
  15. ditchman
    looks like something the doctor would do after a rectal exam.....(injectorbum)
  16. ditchman
    Texan molassis belly pork...........similar sauce to the sticky chicken i did the other day i tellee now that belly pork was TOTALLY LUSH.....crispy and melt in yer mouth belly pork luuuvvvess molassis..the juices from the meat went into the branston baked beans...excellentano...
  17. ditchman
    you lot are sooo base...
  18. ditchman
    dont you get at me.....look at what Waltjnr did wrote ..bleedin pervert.........
  19. ditchman
    coarse it is bacon....what do you think it is ...piss flaps ????
  20. ditchman
    cold weather food.................NO HASH BROWNS NO ONION RINGS ...(tossers)
  21. ditchman
    quite agree....wasted space is criminal.......obviously going for net zero
  22. ditchman
    they were foreskins not grilled rectal muscles......sphinter muscles have a much more "earthy" taste
  23. ditchman
    battered and deep fried forskins ...gleaned from the house of commons late at night.........the screams were delicious
  24. ditchman
    Death food.................fill yer boots on stuff like this...as the govt will ban it or tax it
  25. ditchman
    How did you cook the belly pork ?..and for how long
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