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  1. old men make wars ...young people die in them
  2. i added loads of chilli flakes and bit of ginger...........and toned it all down with a bit of brown sugar..... so no liquid nitrogen bum washes needed.......
  3. foreighn muck again............used breast this time ...not as good as thigh i rekon very nice tho
  4. i had to look very closely ....twice...just to check there wernt any "things in it.....adorning it.." looks very nice so-far ....did you cook it ?
  5. would have been even better if Idi Armin was there to "welcome" them and show them their nes home just off Port Bell crockadile island .........
  6. if something isnt done it will cause a civil war in the UK.....when the British have had enough ...they will put people to the sword
  7. all very strange................ are Boeing trying to deflect blame behind the scenes............will we ever know the true cause of the crash ?
  8. if Farage does as he says and dumps the ECHR ...he will be a god on earth
  9. ditchman

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    what with a hollandese sauce on it..............................god that is soooo rank...clamidia rots your teeth so im told
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    come on Mel..........have you ever seen a clit like a lobster ...eh ?
  11. naught wrong with that ..............indians eat curry that wrecks yer anus in 100deg heat
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    thats an awful thing to say...............im quite shocked
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    WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT...........that is out of Mel3's dreams....which planet does it come from............its mels teabagging partner
  14. those kilner jars are bloody expensive now..
  15. that looks tasty Mack
  16. how will you store them ? in olive oil or freeze them ?
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    how shallow is that ...you only like birds with big boobs...there is alot more to a woman than big boo-boos...ask Mel3 ....
  18. christ you spout some guff
  19. looks like a bleached anus
  20. do you stick your cock in that or eat it ........bloody dago food
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    "can i oil yer gearbox".............."i need a good rub down"............"are yer fluids topped up for me"....."can i check yer exhaust pipe"................. if its got wheels or a fanny ...you just know its going to be trouble
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    sex will draw you further than gunpowder will blow you
  23. good old standby .....did it last night so its had plenty of time superating...
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    sounds like me ...........
  25. ditchman

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    dont forget she is a "ginger".........you can only take so much of one of them
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