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waltjnr

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  1. Least you save money on the heating bill ,as thier always to hot !!
  2. I breed moles ,think we should hook up ?
  3. I like the fact you can still see it's a pallet !
  4. What that place called Mack
  5. He's got 2 stars ,food looks amazing ,apart from the oysters! I'll swap em for Arrys parsnips !
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    Tony Martin

    First was ok ,but not bothered with anything after
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    Tony Martin

    John bambo? ? I done myself twice on me own nail boards ,bare footed ,and in crocs ,so the same really, both through to top of foot ,Mrs pissing herself laughing, hospital 2nd time ,leg swelled up !
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    Iraq

    Yep been there ,was a strong red ,not like copper
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    Iraq

    Think it's the result of a father daughter mating by extra terrestrials ,I will admit as I've got older theirs a few redheads I would ! Not the copper coloured ones with lots of freckles
  10. Double carbs the gym baby's will be on to you ! Lol ,I would stick a load of grated cheddar over that and a couple of minutes under the grill
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    Iraq

    So who created gingers ?
  12. Sit still man !!! Your here there everywhere!
  13. I've been there, sort of fuks the day up ,not one you want to remember
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    Pet hates.

    As long as it's in the rainbow painted, LGBT appropriate bin ,usually found on the far left of the property,
  15. The worst part of keeping dogs ,big part of your life ,then they kick you in the balls ,a good innings and all that don't make it any easier,
  16. Downs stop being " cute"after 10 years of age ?that's some statement !!
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    Pet hates.

    No led a very law abiding, sheltered life
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    Pet hates.

    What's the distraction? As if a midget on Rollerblades isn't unforgettable, the purse ,thunder flashes ,smell of tabasco, is that it ??
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    Pet hates.

    Sliders ???!!!! I give up ! Oooh are you a " roadman???" Or some cock coming out a shite gym ,getting into a focus ST that goes pop pop ,back to your slags flat to look after rocco the half chat from her previous, big Tyrone, shite scared of rocky the xxxxl bullshite in a cage next next to the gas fire ?
  20. Retire at 50 pts at 70 sounds good ,then gradually bring the euthanasia age down ,I could run this farm
  21. I'd add yearly driving tests ,no speed cameras ,box junctions ,ect ,just get the money from a yearly driving test ,80% are cnuts on the roads ,no theory ,multiple choice rubbish ,actual on the road driving appraisal, if you fail ,the retest is big bucks! Won't be an African on the road ,no prius drivers ,caught driving with no licence, sterilised, vehicle destroyed, and cutn tattooed on your forehead, just think no more audis bm's !! Oh yeah your compulsory euthanasia is brought down to 50 years of age for you and offspring
  22. I'm in! Do you get to choose how you go ?
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