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paulus

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  1. they have been living wild here for years,
  2. +1 Dog pup for sale, born 30/8/13 Legally docked, wormed and first jabs done both parents work These are not small terriers, sire 14" and 18lb bitch 14" and 24lb Answers by pm only and will be answered in order To use a phrase from another member on here, No Mongs please needs a price to stay on here mate
  3. The year is 2013. There are machines which can look through skin and see bones. There are machines which keep you alive when your brain and heart have stopped. There's even a machine that can tell you who your parents are with a single drop of spit. However, when I need my prostate checking, a man sticks his finger up my arsehole and wriggles it about a bit.

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      You should seriously think about changing your dentist, mate!

    2. albert64

      albert64

      did he have both hands on you shoulders when he inserted his finger.....?

    3. Mister Gain

      Mister Gain

      Was he an Arab? and was he smiling when you turned round?

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  4. i have one but it only has 3 legs he is a tri er though
  5. its a hunting forum if its legal theres post about it on here however we are running short on knitting patterns yes I know its a hunting forum but I'm asking do you actualy post about days out or don't you bother because you don't want the antis knowing nowt, so I'll repeat the question > do YOU Paulus post about YOUR trips in the field ? ps. if you've got any patterns for knee length socks give's a shout the dog took 6 mushrooms earlier it was a battle but the old boy managed it
  6. its a hunting forum if its legal theres post about it on here however we are running short on knitting patterns
  7. if the dog star jumps up to them hes in with a chance but if he only manages a couple of squat thrusts then he's knackered the squatter will soon press up himself away
  8. my question is, what the hell you on about i'm lost
  9. anyone remember a bloke called massa who had very similar problems
  10. benefit in being a mod if i can think of any i will let you know
  11. Dogs do it all the time so what the difference ? Bears are wild so are every other species we keep as pets not domesticated? and as for killer whales etc, I'm no fan of that sh*t either, are ferrets or birds of prey domesticated not to mention the thousands of other species and creepy crawlies people class as pets
  12. no its private need to know and all that
  13. Blimey. What's the odds on that? Being scammed as a buyer and nearly scammed as a seller in the same week? I'd buy a lottery ticket if I was you. theres more
  14. here http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-17356921
  15. if not somewhat emotionally scarred
  16. the very same seems to be a theme developing
  17. a plastic dustbin will soon solve that, thats how i used to catch mine lol when there all fluffed up and hissing they're vulnerable to a dustbin attack :laugh: :laugh: I must be dumb as fick i didn quite get that lol explain ?? :s simple. stand your ground and just drop and empty plastic dustbin over it when its close enough
  18. WARNING. Don't join the Tesco dating agency. My mate did and he ended up with a bag for life. ...

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