paulus

A starving asylum seeker is greated at Dover by a good fairy who grants him 3 wishes,he says "I'm hungry!" POW! A huge banquet appears,he says "I want a huge mansion with a swimming pool" POW! One appears,"and for my final wish,I want to be British." POW! The mansion,the banquet,everything vanishes,he asks "where's everything gone?" The fairy replies,"you're British now mate,you're entitled to f*ck all!"