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    They have become a political lobby organisation, and their Charity status should be revoked immediately. Don't donate - they have lost all sight of their real purpose !
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    FFS. Can someone put a "groan" smiley on here? Will this do? Will this do? It's like you're looking in my window right now! I am - and does your wife know you do that ?????????
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    FFS. Can someone put a "groan" smiley on here? Quality material this, mate ! If it's good enough for Bernard Manning.........
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    a click here and a click there.... http://www.vistaprint.co.uk/vp/ns/default.aspx?GP=5%2f14%2f2013+10%3a49%3a23+AM&GPS=2837272074&GNF=0 Keep an eye out for good offers from time to time.
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    5.5 inches ?? I'm not folding mine in half for any woman !!
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    I fecking hate that little bsterd Jkyle gets right on me tits bb.............just thought ide add that i feel better now Glad to help Jack !
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    I gave up after 10 minutes. Full of twats who failed the audition for Jeremy Kyle......
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    Well, he won't be on 'Rogue Traders'..........far too honest........
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    DRAGONS ???? Now I know it's time to call it a day on this subject! (Any way, I have to muck out my unicorn.)
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    Weather patens are cyclic as are Mormon`s and Jehovah`s witnesses :laugh: Witnesses ?? I didn't even know thre'd been an accident ! fortunately they avoid my house like the plague What's your secret ? Every fecking Sunday morning they knock, every Sunday morning I slam the door in their face without exchanging a word, every Sunday they return !! Are they doing it to annoy me ?? If so, it's bloody working !! go to the door commando worked for me
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    Weather patens are cyclic as are Mormon`s and Jehovah`s witnesses :laugh: Witnesses ?? I didn't even know thre'd been an accident ! fortunately they avoid my house like the plague What's your secret ? Every fecking Sunday morning they knock, every Sunday morning I slam the door in their face without exchanging a word, every Sunday they return !! Are they doing it to annoy me ?? If so, it's bloody working !!
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    A good few years ago, my old Mum (god bless her) needed a knee replacement. The specialist told her she was too young (55 at the time), and would have to wait at 5-8 years before the NHS would do it, as the replacement joints only have a limited life. Even after that, there would be some time on the waiting list. She asked about having it done privately, and he said he could refer her to a private hospital, but it would be expensive. She accepted this and turned up at the appointed time to be met by............ the same doctor. Cost her several thousand pounds to have it done, and I can't he
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    Weather patens are cyclic as are Mormon`s and Jehovah`s witnesses :laugh: Witnesses ?? I didn't even know thre'd been an accident !
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    Thank you, BPR - that's so kind of you ! If I pm my address, I'll happily send the cost of postage back to you, and I promise not to nick the design !!
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    ..... I cut my first catty from 18mm ply, shaped it , rounded and sanded it. Really pleased with the results, I thought I'd fit some temporary bands, to practise fastening them on properly, until my Theraband arrives. In the back garden, I gave it a few twangs, and all seemed fine. Then I spotted a small, round stone ! I pulled back the elastic and took aim at one of my wife's garden ornaments - after all, I'd never hit it from this dist.....oh, crap !! Upshot is that I've seriously got the bug and she hasn't noticed yet ! But I have a couple of beginner questions - 1 - What is the
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    Ah? Your asking for views on the book! I've read it and in my opinion it's nothing more than empty jargon. At what point does he present "hard facts" ? What hard facts are you talking about? Don't take offence, but you don't appear to be all that clued up on the matter, Dawkins is a self confessed evangelical atheist! He travels the world ridiculing creationists and avoids those who can answer back, he made a mistake debating Lennox, I think him and his theory was exposed there! . . I've given you hard facts, from secular sources, which you'll choose to ignore. . The theory promotes racism
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    Give up smoking by sticking one fag from each packet up your best mate's ar5e. The possibility of putting that one in your mouth should put you off for good!
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    Calm hysterical children by slapping their legs and dragging them by the wrist. if you're worried that a night on red wine might stain your teeth, drink a bottle of white wine before bed. Avoid the temption to eat that chocolate bar by not buying it in the first place, you fat ba5tard !
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    yes mate the bathroom is behind that wall and is cracked all along the ceiling and down the walls Run like f**k !!!!!
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    An old, old cure for a sore throat was to hold a frog a your mouth for a few seconds. Gives rise to 'having a frog in your throat' and an old wives tale for why frogs croak. Cure hiccups by having someone pull your ears while you drink a glass of water.(At first, I mis-typed 'ears' !) To cure nits, wash your hair in paraffin. Stop bread from drying out by storing it in a bucket of water. OK, I made the last one up.
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    Will the congregation please be upstanding and join me in our next hymn....
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    Man did not evolve from apes. Man and apes are believed to have a common ancestor - the so-called 'missing link'.
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    Ironically, that's how the church is towards non-believers. However, unlike the Church, he can offer explanations of why he believes he is right ! All they have is 'because the Bible says so'. And let's be honest, most religious types these days are dangerous idiots ! Blackbriar, who or what are you referring to as "the church" you are not all that specific. . and let me tell you, if you believe in the theory of evolution your just as religious as the chapel folk. . You have faith in that which have not seen and you live your life according (by and large) to what you believe. . Be under
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    I've seen adverts in shooting magazines for veterinary staplers, so i suppose you are allowed to do things like that yourself.
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    Ironically, that's how the church is towards non-believers. However, unlike the Church, he can offer explanations of why he believes he is right ! All they have is 'because the Bible says so'. And let's be honest, most religious types these days are dangerous idiots ! Blackbriar, who or what are you referring to as "the church" you are not all that specific. . and let me tell you, if you believe in the theory of evolution your just as religious as the chapel folk. . You have faith in that which have not seen and you live your life according (by and large) to what you believe. . Be under
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