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  1. Blackbriar
    "I told you, I ain't goin' on no plane !"
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    Because the cameraman is 5hitting himself - he's just seen a ghost !
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    No! Blackburn haven't done well for years !
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    None of them, cos they're all full of niggaz ! Either that or Blackburn.
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    Question for you, Chief.In a world plagued by terrorism, sex trafficking, drug addiction, paedophilia, corruption and mindless crime, what singles out KKK for your disbelief ? (Genuine question - I didn't watch the programme, so no axe to grind here)
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    Blackfriars ?
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    bit bad that one I wanted to join, so I went to their website to apply. Apparently, they only accept American citizens. F***ing racists !
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    They need some entertainment for their gatherings, so they rope the !ocal black community in......
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    I'm afraid she is mate... be careful .... best thing to do is... Dab a bit of vinegar on it. I was hoping she'd take over, so I could hold my binoclaurs steady !
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    The real ones are even funnier...... http://www.buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/weird-letters-printed-on-the-suns-dear-deidre-page#.ij3Q9Xr2G
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    Dear Vin, The other day, I was watching my neighbour's teenage daughter sunbathing. Just as I was about to finish 'knocking one out', my wife walked in ! Is she a pervert ? Yours sincerely,
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    anything skin tight will do Wear the boiler suit, use the bin liner to keep the seat dry !
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    Wear more suzzies & fishnets...Sorry Vin, as i knew the best answer to this one. Suzzies, fishnets, MoChara..... Dear Vin, Can you fix it for me to....never mind, I'll ask Santa instead !
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    Dear Vin, I don't bother reading the whole thread and someone beats me to the joke. Is he copying from the same website as me ? Yours sincerely,
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    Dear Vin, I have two brothers. One is an accountant, the other works for Greenpeace. But....... My mother died of tertiary syphilis when I was 3, and my dad is serving 20 years on drugs charges. Both of my sisters are crack whores, and one of them is out on licence, after smothering her youngest child with a pillow. Recently, I met a girl and we have been on a few dates. Our relationship seems to be blossoming, and I really feel that I am falling in love with her. My dilemma, of course, is this.......... ..........should I tell her about
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    I hope you're right NW, I really do, but what other choice have they got ? Importers can't pay for goods, exporters can't secure orders, the economy is on it's ar5e and the banks have no cash ! Access to education, healthcare and other public services is pretty much zero - I don't think it's too much to say that their whole society is teetering on the brink of collapse.......what else can they do, but accept the poison chalice of ECB, especially now that the very people who encouraged them to rebel have sold them down the river ?
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    I think the severity of the cuts demanded definitely smacks of retribution for having the nerve to try to resist !
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    Told you ! Now the Greek people will have to suffer austerity measures harsher than those they rejected last week ! So much for standing up to Eurozone dictatorship. Forced sale of €50 billion worth of state assets, €300 million off the defence budget (on the front line of the 'migrant' crisis ?), draconian pension cuts and VAT rising as high as 30%..........and this just for starters ! No wonder Merkel and Hollande look pleased.........
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    Feed less and shade 2/3 of the surface.
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    I've found that the secret to a good relationship is not to keep her tied to the kitchen.... because if you do, she can't reach the ironing board !
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    In other words "suck it up, buttercup !".
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    Pity the fella's girlfriend........... She wanted a boneless box, but she got a spineless c**t !
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    "Would you like a diamond ring for your birthday, darling ?" "No", she said " I don't want another ring." "How about a mink coat ? - you'd look great in on of those." "No", she said " I don't want a fur coat." "What bout a nice shiny sports car ? - you've always wanted one of those !" "No", she said " That's not what I want." "Well what DO you want for your birthday ?" I asked her. "A divorce !" she replied. "5hit ! I wasn't thinking of spending THAT much.............!"
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    The old adage carries a lot of truth......." All of hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
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    I married my wife 15 years ago, and on that day I made an oath that she would be the only one. She has stuck by me through thick and thin, through good times and some very bad ones. The idea of cheating on her has never even occurred to me - without her my life would be very different, and I probably wouldn't even be where I am now - why would want to throw that away? No, she's not looking over my shoulder. Yes, I've told her that to her face........
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