Wales?, there's some picturesque remote places by the looks of it, I once worked with a sausage roll who liked heading over there for the mountain biking, where do you reckon you'd head for DC, there must be boat loads of these brown spunkers all over the place, I reckon Mack would know of one or two untouched places off the beaten track, probably sort you out with some blue cheese as well for the mountain top hot tub