Jump to content

low plains drifter

Members
  • Content Count

    12,993
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

Everything posted by low plains drifter

  1. Crip walk you say? What's that, strides hanging half way down backs of legs, dorty duds on display?
  2. Have you been rendered hors de combat?
  3. A wordophobe if you will, I digress Is it digress? I think it's digress
  4. If you need a chainsaw for occasional use one of the domestic saws from Husqvarna or Stihl would probably fit the bill
  5. 3 out of 3 is achievable when combined with a throwing stick
  6. Stuffed crust? The back roads of Northumberland are littered with tree branches
  7. They're the very fellows for you Jimmy
  8. I've got plenty here Mack, 3 weeks into it my whole body is jacked like Popeyes forearms
  9. The 15 tog dogs are few and far between, brindles are known as stealth togs, that's stealth togs not stealth dogs, you know?
  10. To hell with baht, I've got a tray of Malaysian from the hog roast on Tynemouth road
  11. We'd have to winch you out Defibrillator at the ready
×
×
  • Create New...