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low plains drifter

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  1. You know the dance, many a slip twixt overzealous staccato bin licking sapling spaghetti hoop juice tongue
  2. Great Britannia 2 monkeys up a pole
  3. Denver you say? You fill up Stiffs carp net with ham and pease pudding
  4. I will see your cage bird showing and raise you budgie smuggling
  5. The Cheviot Yeti has a pair just like that, he wears them as slip ons when he goes foxing with his collie greyhound as they don't make them in his size from leather
  6. You're still wet behind the ears until you've skimmed the winter slop in a Renault Fuego
  7. You're a raconteur of note with the constitution of a middle distance runner
  8. Greggs o'clock, but can be bypassed by dint of a regular skinny latte
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