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low plains drifter

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  1. That's right she turned her turkey farm into a puppy farm after kyle rees give her 3 greyhound bitches in return for popping his cherry. John connor runs the place now and sells most of the pups to the flyball set
  2. Does he need your boots, your clothes and your motorcycle ?
  3. A Scotsman from wales living near scotch corner are you on the run or just on tour Meat I'm helping them mussie fellas to breed yous out Meat you are certifiable, i'm keeping away from you, dont know how Mushroom puts up with you
  4. A Scotsman from wales living near scotch corner are you on the run or just on tour Meat
  5. I prefer to fit a goat bell and keep a low profile
  6. And here's me thinking you were supposed to just lob them in the ditch, gonna have to stop watching them dvd's and get me a catty and a pyrex dish
  7. not offended at all squire, just mildly entertained oh just all that straight line stuff pal I never touch the straight line stuff. Makes me sneezeIt's old hat anyway the snuff, it's all about the sloe gin these days
  8. How would they go about finding your adress over this? With a phone not being registered to ones self ? They'd get Sherlock Bond on the case with his van full of radars, scanners and pouches of baccy. Just keep an eye out for a deerstalker,tuxedo wearing transit van driver
  9. A lad at work had to go commando on tuesday nightshift after shitting his duds
  10. Aye but only if you're in the photo sporting your leotard, cape and webley tempest
  11. The Great North Run if i can detach my fat spotty keister from the daybed and get some training done
  12. Chalk marks on walls, and drive by transit vans
  13. Think it's more about romance and people wanting to recreate the smithfield type into a living legend, walking miracle, eighth wonder of the world and local hero
  14. Good companion dog for when you go to the club to play dominoes
  15. Moose, Bison and Gazelle would'nt go amiss either
  16. Oral presentation lol, i'll have to request one of them
  17. Well get a few pounds bagged up and send them up to antg the lad's got a thirst on here
  18. Police force has got it's fair share of power tripping hammerheads, had the misfortune to meet one or two of them myself
  19. 3 cars within 10 minutes, to protect a few scabby myxies looks like the geordie coppers have got their priorities in orderIts not just scabby rabbits its Hares its Deer its trespass possibly armed Its Rural crime not saying the lads in the car were also thieves but in an area where there has been plenty of Farm thefts the police have a duty to respond Plus they were beside our pens 3 cars within 10 minutes, to protect a few scabby myxies looks like the geordie coppers have got their priorities in orderIts not just scabby rabbits its Hares its Deer its trespass possibly armed Its Rural crim
  20. I would have all them weighed out into bags and put in the freezer mate after that I would do 1 a month Do you do a half and half mix of sloes and gin ? Bought a bottle of gordons sloe gin the other day after not finding any sloes the stuff is like benylin lol
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