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low plains drifter

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  1. He of the droppers? Indeed, a dossers errand
  2. Ordeals you say? Well have some of this for an ordeal A visit to Ikea this afternoon Felt like a different feckin planet Like Father Ted and chums in the Lingerie section Don't know how I got in Didn't know how to get out Follow the arrows the assistant exclaimed Them arrows I replied pointing to the signs up a height No says she, the arrows down there on the floor they were Like mirage esque holograms Away I set again accompanied by some vague soundtrack tipping out of stealth speakers Don't think we sell guest beds says the nex
  3. The big cat sporting the green cardy is black neck If you look closely you can see the head of a bull whippet sticking out of his tent
  4. I couldn't even put my boots on to walk the dogs, I'm like a gimp
  5. I didn't realise it was for Charlie Kirk, thought it was just another of Billys usual videos I'm twisted up with sciatica, not used to having to doss about doing nowt
  6. Incidentally Ross of the perfume factory used to employ this tactic By dint of an insulated flask cup with securely fitted lid a bottle of smelly water would evade the detector of the security turnstile at break time Thus healthily increasing Ross' daily piggy bank funds Brad on the other hand failed in his attempt of slipping through with a cardboard box full of assorted scents that he'd painstakingly built up over some time and stored in his locker Offering the explanation "I just have to take these to Q&R
  7. Fromage frais Rodney Fromage frais
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