jukel123
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Dud you make that 'orca' mistake on porpoise? Floundering for laughs there mate. It's probably looking for a female sperm whale. There's supposed to be a lot in Hull. A combination of a relaxed attitude to both junk food and multiple sexual partners of an evening. Hull attracts a lot of drunken Scots looking for sex and kebabs. Hence the expression: " I went tae Hull and got f****n Mchullered".
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Fucks sake. Don't encourage Wilfy .
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Fucks sake lads. It's GB News. Jack a f****n nory.
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Jocks freaking out all around me. You would think the messiah had arrived. But I can't see him ...or to be politically correct... him//her. Just another day in the calendar to me English b*****d that I am. Meh.zzzz Now I have to hug another arsehole I don't know and probably wouldn't f****n like , even if I did. Long may your lum [chimney) reek. ( Stink).
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He was a bit of a bullshitter. Chaotic drunk. Brilliant writer. Tried, but failed to fully understand his relationship with bull fighting. Dido gets it more than I do. He had a bit of a thing about traditional masculinity. Think he had deep reservations about his own macho-ness. Something to do with his mother dressing him as a girl. Drink destroyed him. Just as it is destroying me tonight. I am in Perth Scotland. I am trying to keep up drink for drink with my son. I am staggering and f****n wrecked. Everybody else is sober and waiting for the bells so they can really start dr
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Top,top man. Your Mrs must be a good un if you are willing to do that.
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Lad must have had a tough paper round. Sixteen going on fifty. Hope he wins. He might encourage other young uns into the game.
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No you don't. Can't wait for the leftie b*****d to come home with a torn arsehole and double AIDS.
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I'll ask she who must be obeyed if I can watch it.
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Never watched it mate. But will give it a try.
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I have no problem revealing that my favourite film is ' Deliverance'. Make of that what you like.
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You can tell a lot from a man's youtube browsing. I thought posting possibly rabid dogs attacking fuckwits was a bit too revealing. But I'm quite reassured. You watch weirder shit than me.
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Mankind is the top of the primate tree, or so we claim. But we've also got to be the weirdest f**** out there. You must see some mind blowing ( f**k, Freudian slip ) examples of man's weirdness on your travels. Freudian again, but circumcision? Who thought that would please God? And female circumcision? who decided that was a plus in a woman? Lot of weird weird sexual stuff carried out by people, especially in the name of religion. How about this one I was taught. You go to a ceremony where you drink the blood and eat the body of a dead geezer. Only he's not dead. This makes you f
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I bow to your experience!
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Fisting for? Do men in Muslim countries engage in AC/ DC stuff? Do the greeks not mind whether they play the pink or the brown? I'm asking you cos you know about these goings on.
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f**k, cover blown. I've given myself fifty lines. " I must remember not to reveal my poofery on THL. I am a dirty, wog loving, closet commie to boot".
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I know a few people who had God awful holidays there. Lots of dodgy, negative experiences. A holiday destination to swerve I reckon.
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I didn't think about rabies. I notice in Spain and Greece,the retired men gather in groups as do the women. Their sex roles seem fixed. Whereas our roles are more fluid. Sometimes that's good. Other times I think it would be great to go back to the all male pubs, football matches and boxing clubs. I help out at a boxing club and sometimes the presence of young girls is dodgy. Showing a female how to use their feet, stand correctly and deliver a punch effectively entails some contact. These days it makes me feel uneasy. You have to watch your language too. They should have
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Not a female or a kiddie in sight. I miss the all male worlds of yesteryear. Sorry I'm being sexist. I'm writing out fifty times: "I must not exclude women and children at any times". And " I must be a closet homo to seek out male_ only company". Lol
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Algeria?
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Consistently low numbers of rabbits this year
jukel123 replied to Luckee legs's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
Nice salmon mate. You see the redness near the vent? It's a parasite which reduces fertility. It's not advisable to eat the flesh until its been deep frozen. Yet another problem for the species. Cracking fish despite the vent infection...looks in good nick. Lots of salmon now look thin. Not enough feeding for them. Take a big dog ferret to bolt that baby? -
Wilf lad,you should publicly apologise to Moyes and lick his boots after tonight's result.
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When he came to United he saddled us with Pogba and a few other barnacles. Yes he had a quick effect but his shine begins to tarnish after a season or two. He lived in a hotel all the time he was at United. He never intended to build anything, it was just a flying visit. He then engineered his exit and a pay off by continually publicly criticising players..even humiliating them. Shaw,one of our best players was given dog's abuse by Mourhino. I think he's history now. There are a lot of better managers out there. He comes with a lot of baggage. Its all about him. Never the
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I've tried it in the past but always get sea sick. The weather was really windy and the water choppy. So swerved it. There's charter boats that will take you Marlin fishing for fifty euros for half a day. Its a good day and somebody generally catches something.
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Few empty seats there Mack. They must have got wind you were coming.
