The Pope ,Bob Geldoff, Michael Jackson and a boy scout were on a two engined plane crossing the Atlantic......
.the captain suddenly announced that they had engine problems and he was shutting down number one engine because of a fire........he also said not to worry as the plane was perfectly capable of making its destination on one engine
The plane carried on for another hour when suddenly the captain announced that he had lost number 2 engine and the plane was going into a shallow dive towards the sea also he and the co-pilot were now bailing out
The Pope said to the boy scout "q