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reaper6

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  1. Try it as aftershave.......keeps the girls away....but draws the real men
  2. Half board for me ....i just like the freedom of going anywhere for a drink and something to eat.....if you go all in you will feel obliged to eat and drink there..and also some of the drinks are local brands of very poor quality unless you upgrade to the premium package
  3. If you can shoot a springer then a PCP is so easy.............try the lad on a cheap SMK for a start..if he likes it upgrade him to a Weihrauch 99
  4. My favorite is Birds Bakery crusty cobs with plenty of salted cornish butter, red Leicester cheese thickly sliced topped with loads of thickly sliced strong white onion.......mmmmmmmmmmm But i have just had crab sticks on Hovis.....loverly...not forgetting the strong white pepper
  5. Porn Star........but i only do small parts
  6. The Pope ,Bob Geldoff, Michael Jackson and a boy scout were on a two engined plane crossing the Atlantic...... .the captain suddenly announced that they had engine problems and he was shutting down number one engine because of a fire........he also said not to worry as the plane was perfectly capable of making its destination on one engine The plane carried on for another hour when suddenly the captain announced that he had lost number 2 engine and the plane was going into a shallow dive towards the sea also he and the co-pilot were now bailing out The Pope said to the boy scout "q
  7. reaper6

    Big Frank

    I have met Frank loads a times he used to live a few doors down from us......lovely bloke
  8. There is a old girl in our village who is as fit as fluck.......i started to give her a bit of chat the other night in the pub and found out her age ..she was 69..but honestly guys she dont look it...slim figeur and big nice tits..... so i starts giving her the chat and buying her drinks and we where getting on great.. a bit later on she asks me if i" have ever had a sportsmans double"...no i replied" i dont know what you mean"......she says "you know sex with a mother and daughter because your luck is in".......wow i nearly spat out my lager.....then she says" lets go back to my place
  9. they are all piley scum but dont deserve this
  10. Webley Falcon in 22 for christmas 1972 and i have still got it
  11. The other month i pulled into Tescos carpark in Ashby-de-la-Zouch and was approached by two polish females in their early twentys...they asked if they could clean my car for a fiver while i did my shopping....well the car was filthy so i agreed . I returned to my car with my shopping about 20mins later to find the girls were just finishing doing the chamois....it was a warm day and i really did notice the girls in their tight shorts and their large boobs under their tshirts. Anyway they finished the job which was a good one and i paid them their fiver. The eldest of the two asked me
  12. Wanted to be a judge....ended up being a miner....worked on a canal boat best job i ever had...security guard...door supervisor and now a county court bailiff
  13. Just ignore them its all huff and puff
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